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A guy just walked in the bar, used the toilet, asked for a plug socket for his phone and the wifi code.
Me: can I get you a drink?
Him: a glass of tap water, ice and a slice
Me: not on your nelly, bugger off! Tight t**t!
My god! I really am on fire today!
All my Christmas dinner prep is complete.... just to ice the cake!
Time for a festive coffee with my boys... and a last minute wine run!