A Parody

59 Years Young! Time to make something out of my life! Satire or parody? There’s more than one way to slice an apple! 😉

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO as hard as I, Samantha Markle, try nobody cares to bother with me on my new account LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO I, Samantha Markle, am not fixated on #MeghanMarkle at all!! It’s quite normal for an unemployed person to be posting before 5am on a Sunday LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO getting my account knicked so I could cry victim does sound like something I, Samantha Markle, would do LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

@bronwenlthomas You know Samantha Markle has a new account and is as oblivious as ever calling Kourtney Kardashian gross for her picture while ignoring that Sam has a similar photograph of herself complete with her trolling devices LOL
I’m flattered you believe I am all powerful LMAO 👑

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO Tommy Junior making fun of me, Samantha Markle, being suspended LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

Whatever you do DO NOT love like a Mother the way I, Samantha Markle, did!!

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LOL didn’t I, Samantha Markle, say beaches aren’t wheelchair friendly? What am I doing pretending to live in Key West LMAO

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

Oopsies @KHIKSLAW don’t look at this post by me, Samantha Markle, LMAO!!
Can you please ask Meg to send me some #AmericanRiveriaOrchard, I need money and want to auction the gift basket on E-Bay LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

YOO HOO PETEY @PeterTicktin and the entire @LegalBrains firm, want to join Sam’s Club LOL
Evading my ban isn’t going to hurt our appeal against #MeghanMarkle, right LOL?
I lied about not wanting another account, but what I really want is for Meg to send me #AmericanRiveriaOrchard

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

YOO HOO PETEY @PeterTicktin and the entire @LegalBrains firm, want to join Sam’s Club LOL
Evading my ban isn’t going to hurt our appeal against #MeghanMarkle, right LOL?
I lied about not wanting another account, but what I really want is for Meg to send me #AmericanRiveriaOrchard

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO this is just getting embarrassing, how many times can I, Samantha Markle, be suspended LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO Dan, thanks for pretending @elonmusk boots people off over one post LOL!!!
We both know that isn’t true at all 😉
Anywho, did you see this article about me, Samantha Markle LMAO
Petey said to blame #MeghanMarkIe and maybe sue her again LOL!
Daddy send some money please LOL

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

BREAKING: X has suspended Meghan's sister Samantha Markle from the platform, claiming she violated "violent speech rules".
This is clearly a Sussex Squad attack to silence the Markle siblings, following a campaign to remove Thomas Markle Junior from YouTube by the MSM yesterday.

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO I, Samantha Markle, actually saying I don’t want to be on here LOL!
I would sell my own child for an X account because this is where I feel like I am someone LOL
It’s #MeghanMarkIe who got me in trouble, Petey and I will be filing another lawsuit forthwith LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

@hicks_jo66 I, Samantha Markle, am homophobic.
No LOL on that one!

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LOL if I, Samantha Markle, had any friends I would understand that true ones do stay in your life forever and will be in the picture. Since I’ve no fiends and my boyfriend doesn’t even really like me I’m utterly clueless aboist such things LMAO

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

@danwootton LMAO Dan, thanks for pretending @elonmusk boots people off over one post LOL!!!
We both know that isn’t true at all 😉
Anywho, did you see this article about me, Samantha Markle LMAO
Petey said to blame #MeghanMarkIe and maybe sue her again LOL
https://t.co/KJlM43PrWN

[Nicki Swift @NickiSwiftCeleb]

The Shady Side Of Samantha Markle https://t.co/mPEjmaf16B Click to read more

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO I, Samantha Markle, trying to claim I was booted off here over one post like anyone would believe that LOL!
Why doesn’t my notice match the notices others are sharing about Hateful Conduct, Abusive Behavior and Violent Threats LOL!
I’m blaming #MeghanMarkIe, right Petey LMAO

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

Oopsies Petey, I, Samantha Markle, just let it slip that I am still very much part of those secret hate groups that target and fixate on The Duchess of Sussex. My bad LMAO

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

Yoo Hoo everyone don’t forget I accept payment through the cash app link in my bio on my real account @_SammyMarkle LMAO
Help a troll out, throw me a bone so I can buy more minutes on my devices and troll Duchess Meghan LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO I, Samantha Markle, am the one clamoring to be in the spotlight of Duchess Meghan LOL

[A Parody @SammyMarkle64]

LMAO I, Samantha Markle, just crashed my case against #MeghanMarkle with a single retweet. How can I say Meghan is responsible for Netflix Documentary when agreeing that being a Producer means nothing LOL