Christian Ba’al

I glide around the globe and I flimflam every nation. I’m a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery.

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Chris Pronger looking like Beast.

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Congrats on Seth Jarvis for being named to Team Canada.

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3 Body Problem?
Yeah I had one of those at the orgy last night.

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@dreamgatorade Get that hog out!

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Working on a movie about a lead singer who shows everyone his butt while singing “Mr Brightside”.
It’s gonna be called:
“The Killers of The (Brandon) Flowers’ Moon”.

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@keepingkarlsson
I’m in a keeper league and someone just saw that Michigan and traded draistl and 2 x 1st for bedard.

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I wanna live in the dimension where Don Cherry is super liberal and is wearing a pride themed suit on coaches corner to protest the NHL’s ban.

Unfortunately in this universe, Ron McLean is the less progressive one tho.

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT

Matthew Poitras!!’nn

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@keepingkarlsson lol

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@keepingkarlsson
Tyler Bertuzzi or Nick Schmaltz in a keeper league?

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Holy fuck. A girl walked in front of me while I was hitting the loud part in “What’s Up?” by 4 Non Blondes and I completely Oppenheimered her and I feel so bad.

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@dreamgatorade I’m at the comedy cave drinking a pizza

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@crow_town Ahhhh come’on you got better than that!!!

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@keepingkarlsson Nearly unanimous votes for scoring changes this year across the board 😆🤣

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@keepingkarlsson I meant to mention this weeks ago.
This year I was invited into a 20 person keeper league, as 1 of 2 teams in an expansion draft.
I’m happy to say that because of help from your podcast and doms spreadsheet, I was able to do what Vegas couldn’t and win it all.

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And I noticed that faceoffs were weighted wayyyy too high, so I traded a bunch of picks away for old Centres and moneyballed everyone.

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@brianeno I’m in downtown Saskatoon with only one headphone that works.
Would you still suggest listening to your new album?

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Maybe the Writers should have gone on strike before ChatGPT.

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@dreamgatorade No cap.