Samuel Bleak Nelson

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

Android Police and APEMAN are giving away seven Trawo action cameras! https://t.co/01UKLgNtx6

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

I've been fat a few times, and it all stems from gluttony as a child.

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@Teebs_Skeen it was up your ass with your new phone

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

I just watched, in super slow motion, my bad breath slam a woman in the face. #pieceofgumplease

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

I papa johned in my pants when you pita'd in my panda. Marlin Jenkins

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@_MatthewK, I know from personal experience that a nice cool breeze feels awfully friendly to a sweaty crack.

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@_MatthewK, @stewy_mike who gives a shit as long as you have something to call your mom with

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@DaddyThugz it was straight out of the movies mr. Thugz. You would have burst with joy.

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

A Chinese girl reunion. Big smiles and a whole bunch of gibberish. #iloveasianpeoplewhoarehappy

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

This snow is awwwwwwweeeessssoommmee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

My bro and his wife are fighting about population density maps of China#funniestshitever

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

Park city is where I belong. #babesboardingandmothernature

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@shelbymw: shelbs! Isn't that shit amazing!? I'm a dude, and I love it too

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

Holy shit! I just found a 5 dollar bill that wasn't covered in pooh#positivethinkingworks

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

I suck at tweeting

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

@shelbymw, @ilovecowboy "uhmmm, I have to go. To be honest I just farted and it smells really bad...Like really bad."#girlsthatadmitheyf ...

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

I wish I knew more about old people candy.#sorryoldmanlookingfornecos

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

Just found a pimple on my right butt cheek. #ouch

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

It's always nice to have things with friends

[Samuel Bleak Nelson @SamnHotDamn]

3 seperate young ladies riding bicycles, 3 seperate near death collisions, 1 lucky bystander #mywalkstoclasskickass