Sam Nickls

Living Live Like There's No Tomorrow

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because it’s HILARIOUS!🤣😂

Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims

Jeff Foxworthy writes.......

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … and you are most likely a Muslim.

[Sam Nickls @SamNickls]

@waitmaya 31

['Seeing is believing' @dave24144975]

@elonmusk Remigration...

[Sam Nickls @SamNickls]

@AntiWokeMemes F#£% back to your filthy country. Dogs are better than your kind

[Sam Nickls @SamNickls]

@thisgogreen What a load of bollocks

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

There's always someone sharper! This cashier just owned the moment 😂😂😂

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Man adopted the 16-year-old dog so he wouldn't end up alone in a shelter, and watch him become a puppy again..🐕🐾🥺❤️

📹seniordoghenry

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The local firefighters couldn't stop laughing when a stray dog helped them

[Sam Nickls @SamNickls]

@LizaRosen0000 You and your prophet can f#£% back to where you come from then

[Sam Nickls @SamNickls]

@AntiWokeMemes Attention seeking knob

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

Oldie but fantastic!😊

This should brighten anyone’s day.👏

I can’t breathe.

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

Titanic 2 looks 💩

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

👶🏻🐶Babies n their dogs…

🐶A little Wednesday funny to make you smile 😊

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

I could watch these Jack Russell Terriers all day.

I’d rather watch them than overpaid players in the Super Bowl. 🦴🦴

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

SPOILER ALERT: Men cannot get pregnant

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

This donkey photo bomb is the best thing you’ll see all day

[dog @realdogvibe1]

Thanks for saving him

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

A little girl’s father had gone missing. The girl drew a sketch of her father for the police. And as soon as the police found the man, seeing his actual photograph made the news anchors burst out laughing. 😅

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Oh my!! Street dog gets a home and legs!! ❤️🐕