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[Sam Ojeka. @SamOjeka]

Do you love your dad?

If yes, order a cake for him.

[rebs ☾ ★ @rebsdnd]

“Gbenga” shortened to “Ben”. We are in the end times.

[Najib Hassan @NajibHassa2376]

This is Mr. Peter Obi during his time as governor of Anambra in the bush with security agencies in search of kidnappers. A fearless leader.

Nigeria will be OK believe Vote him come 2027 ✌🏻🇳🇬

[Sarauta Maryam @SarautaMaryam]

Presidential debates used to be defining moments of election seasons, until dropouts and illeterates took over. 🤔

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Something funny happened in Plateau today.

When Peter Obi arrived for the town hall meeting, he met with the leaders of the state and communities.

And during this engagement, Peter Obi listed all the local government areas in Plateau, mentioned the number of attacks and listed all the federal roads that needs urgent attention.

One of the elders who couldn't believe a politician could know them these well, burst into tears of joy and started praying for Peter Obi.

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

I don’t read Peter Obi’s tweets before I repost, I repost then read. Anything you say my president, I agree, you’re right.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi, alongside his running mate, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, today visited Yelewata community in Benue State, where they met with residents affected by insecurity and hardship.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

Journalism Is Not A Crime

#FREEDANIELOJUKWU ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[R @chaelessera]

this is exactly the reason why alot of yall end up missing out on big opportunities, you’re too afraid to ask

[Zikoko @Zikoko_Mag]

"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.

I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.

[Chief Ese @Eseariremu]

This is only believable in porn.

[buttercup @DunnsOftheBuj]

That’s why we do an Afrobeats core party called WickedJembe every last Saturday of every month!

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

Evangelism time 😌

A NEW NIGERIA IS POSSIBLE ✌️

[Have the roundabout engineers gone on strike? @didtheystrike]

Did they ever report on Prince Andrew as "Princess Eugenie or Beatrice's father"?

Like even just once?

[Lucy, Probably🍷 @Mr_PrimeAlpha]

Bruh, China is playing on a completely different level!💀

[Eman Nabil 🇵🇸🇸🇩 @en2001_]

First in my bloodline to see a Christian celebrating a Hindu holiday wearing a Quranic verse engraved necklace 💀

[Unicorn Nightmares @UTisKore]

Damilola Timson, you and your mother are evil women. Look at the way you beat your now former maid for accidentally leaving the door open. My mom and I met her at The ayoung Shall Grow Motors at Ojuelegba. Her name Affiong Sunday David. @Lagosdsva please help.

[MERIT🕶️ @LM_MessiRebirth]

Peter Obi has been restricted from coming to Benue by the Governor of Benue. Again, Tïnubu says nothing.

__ NDC Benue governorship candidate

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Beyoncé stuns for i-D.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“All these th^gs have been catching us off guard, but we are now prepared for them. If they att@ck us, we will respond with the same energy.”

— NDC supporters speak during a peaceful rally.

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

see you in the desert 💜