Sam⚢

they/she 🏳️‍🌈 ↠ insta: runwiththewildthings

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

gonna tell my kids this was #TigerKing

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

the old portion of Brentwood looks like the abandoned mall in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 3

[It Gets Better Canada @ItGetsBetterCA]

Our friend @SamPorta (they/she) from @QMUNITY is here with an important message for Lesbian Visibility Day!

#LesbianVisibilityDay #ItGetsBetterCanada

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

@WestJet My patience is wearing thin, this is the third time I’ve called and waited this long. I requested 2 calls backs last week and still haven’t heard anything.

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

@WestJet can someone pick up the phone please, I’ve been on hold the entirety of my gym session and I’m about to lose my gd mind. I’m just trying to let you know my cat is going to be on my flight bc it’s not an option online🙃

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

“Why are you so interested in the gays?” — Nonna

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

the air smells like ocean and cigarettes because the man 20ft from me is smoking a dart❤️

gm vancouver

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

Happy lesbian day of visibility to everyone, especially Olivia Benson

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

gm floparinas

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

@NaomiLapurga The grind NEVER stops😤👊🏼 proud to be on this journey w you bröther🙏🏼

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

If u see these in his bio 🙏🏼📈🔥

run.

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

I think it's really cute that you can see what other people are listening to on Spotify if you follow them but I really don't want my friends being able to see the embarrassing about of cello I listen to

"runwiththewildthings: "suite in G - cello GREATEST HITS"

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where did you get a loaf of bread?

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

why was the macaroni they sold on hot lunch says the most superior Mac and cheese?

also what is the recipe

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

Listen, language arts and history can be red or yellow but math is blue and science is green, if you have an issue with that, block me

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

Why does there entire city smell like fish??

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

“Good morning”

[Sam⚢ @SamPorta]

Samantha throwing a “I don’t have a baby” baby shower is my 2021 energy

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

[El Norte Recuerda @Vanessid]

Reminder fo what capitol "security" in full military-grade riot gear looked like for Black Lives Matter protests this summer.