Sam Burns

Playwright (Not the Worst Place, Paines Plough/Theatr Clwyd/Sherman Cymru 2014, Floor 13, Radio 4 afternoon drama, 2017).

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Tim Martin. I've got him on the list.

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While I'm still reading here, I'm struggling to post here late, for Reasons. For anyone who doesn't know, I am burgeoningly active at the other place. Same name.

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@athundt @ProfNoahGian In UK English, careening means turning a ship over in order to scrape barnacles off its hull... so quite different.

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The surgeon isn't convinced I have carpal tunnel syndrome and my steroid injections didn't happen and my two recuperative weeks off turned into a morning off and back to work tomorrow yay sobs.

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@exitthelemming So sorry. Will crack open the canal journeys boxset in memoriam.

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I can't stop playing this. https://t.co/PYbPoKi9OO

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(Also for saving Archie, who I didn't want to die.)

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I struggle to pick my favourite character in The Great but this rewatch it's Marial for her consistency and refusal to fall for Peter in the way everyone else, viewer included, was forced to.

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Anything's preferable to a woman, I guess.

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USA? Never heard of it.

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@petegaley I wouldn't mind getting that thing as a reaction from time to time.

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I post on FB for laugh reactions but I keep getting 'care'.

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@AnneWernham @Annieees_x I've always thought of it as a learning-to-dance (and teaching-to-dance) competition and quite like to see the best learner/teacher duo win.

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@xtinexoop @Annieees_x I think the public vote serves that purpose to a certain extent.

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I love the sea bunny so much I might explode.

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Firefly squid remind me of the black velour tops with glittery thread running through them that were ubiquitous in Peacocks in the early 2000s.

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Watching mudskippers haul themselves out of the water and into the trees gives a very primordial feeling.

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Attenborough backgrounding my early Sunday evening as he has since I was an infant.

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The Budget says I'm getting a rise though, that's fun.

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Okay, I was wrong, I have 12 days leave accrued but somehow I was happier thinking I had none because it's unlikely I'll have the opportunity to take them.