I Reckon So

Engineer, middle of the road, dad, NV-3 resident, rebuilding Twitter account

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊��𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃

It went viral as an “𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯” Then it clicked. This man must be a satirist (I hope), and he is operating at the very top of his craft.

He steps to the podium and opens with “𝘐𝘯 2015, 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱” From there it is a firehose of every talking point you have ever heard, delivered with a completely straight face.

He mourns his “𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘹-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘸” who, he explains, wanted only one thing for his birthday: the COVID vaccine, “𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺”

That was the tell. 𝐒𝐢𝐱-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭. You cannot write a sharper parody of the worldview than that.

Then he builds his case that Trump is worse than Hitler. His reasons: Trump “𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴” and Hitler does not. Hitler at least made people wear masks. And Hitler, he says, had the “𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺” to leave everyone alone.

He closes with his hero, 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐛, quoting the line back word for word: “𝘣𝘺 2030 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺” “𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩”

The best part is the room. The council members keep glancing at each other — is this real? Is this actually happening? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥. And that is the genius of it.

Great satire works because it does not exaggerate. It just repeats the real thing, in order, with a straight face, until the absurdity speaks for itself. He did not invent a single one of these lines. He just stacked them.

𝐈𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐀+.

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

Capital police are now a weaponized arm of the left.

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

Rushingbrook Children's Choir were singing the National Anthem in Statuary Hall in the US Capitol when they were interrupted by Capitol police.

A representative from the choir was told that "certain Capitol police said it might offend someone/cause issues."

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

@RTaub_ Montour came in with the late hit to trigger it all

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

@LeoInTheValley Dirty Tkachuk

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

@Formula1Cali Tkachuk is a dirty player

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

Very telling story

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

THE SECOND VULTURE:
"In the 1990s, there was a widely circulated photo of a vulture waiting for a starving little girl to die and feast on her corpse. That photo was taken during the 1993/94 famine in Sudan by Kevin Carter, a South African photojournalist, who later won the Pulitzer Prize for this 'amazing shot'.

However, as Kevin Carter was savouring his feat and being celebrated on major news channels and networks worldwide for such an 'exceptional photographic skill', he lived just for a few months to enjoy his supposed achievement and fame, as he later got depressed and took his own life!

*Kevin Carter's depression started, when during one of such interviews (a phone-in program), someone called in and asked him what happened to the little girl. He simply replied, "I didn't wait to find out after this shot, as I had a flight to catch..." Then the caller said, "I put it to you that there were two vultures on that day, one had a camera."

Thus, his constant thought of that statement later led to depression and he ultimately committed suicide. Kevin Carter could have still been alive today and even much more famous, if he had just picked that little girl up and taken her to the United Nations Feeding Center, where she was attempting to reach or at least take her somewhere safe.*

Today, regrettably, this is what is happening all around the world. The world celebrates stupidity and inhumane acts at the detriment of others. Kevin Carter could've taken the girl away from that place, yet he didn't. Here is the inhumane posture, "he had all the time to take this shot, but he had no time to save the girl's life."

Thus, we must all understand that the purpose of life is to also touch lives. So are you too a Vulture? In whatever we do, let humanity come first before what we stand to gain out of the situation. In all we do, let's always think of others and how we can be of benefit to humanity, how we can lend a helping hand and wipe away tears. Hence, when we seek knowledge, wealth, fame, skills, or even positions, let's think of how we can use it to benefit the people and society at large."

If you appreciate this message, retweet and follow me for more @TaraBull808

[Sue Ellen @EstergrenSue]

Still waiting for the Epstein client list and the Nashville shooter’s manifesto.

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

“Hair to sniff!”

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

Where are you going, Joe? Following the signing of an executive order, President Joe Biden once again seems to require an aide's assistance to exit the stage.

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

@d3navy @MadScintst @ProfBillMcGuire @LeonSimons8 @GaryLineker @ChrisGPackham @GeorgeMonbiot @BiancaJagger @damiengayle @dpcarrington Truth. That’s weather.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Joe Rogan brings the hammer down on woke LGBTQ+ Pride content being shoved in everyone's faces.

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

No really, c’mon man, “Where’s the money?” https://t.co/lR1gg9OzkB

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

List of religions the Dodgers would get canceled into a groveling apology for insulting like this:
Buddhism
Islam
Judaism
Hinduism
Sikhism
Confucianism
Shintoism
Taoism
Any non-European paganism

List of ones that let them get away w/it: Christianity

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

Straight out lie and stolen valor

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

Joe Biden just told troops stationed in Japan that his son “died in Iraq”.

This is the 3RD TIME he’s lied about this.

Beau Biden died in 2015 from brain cancer at Walter Reed in Maryland.

HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE FOR THIS MORON AT THIS POINT? 🤦🏻‍♂️
https://t.co/xUG9z12afz

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Last week Target’s CEO said trans tucking and binding products are "the right thing for society" and "good business". He also said DEI fuels their growth. One week later they’re having emergency meetings over the backlash. Let’s make sure he regrets these comments going forward!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

10 year old wants to gamble? Illegal
10 year old wants to smoke? Illegal
10 year old wants a tattoo? Illegal
10 year old wants alcohol? Illegal

10 year old wants gender castration and mutilation? “Stunning and brave”

[Bongino Report @BonginoReport]

White Joy Behar complains that Sen. Tim Scott and Justice Clarence Thomas don't understand what it's like to be black 👇

https://t.co/hCmBzONOZI

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Snapchat AI doesn’t even try to hide it

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

@Cardinals @KMOXSports @BallySportsMW Why is Contreras catching Matz?? That’s a recipe for disaster

[I Reckon So @SamReginald3]

Group of thugs try to steal a bike, victim gets punished https://t.co/vWHTpR56OS

[The Washington Times @WashTimes]

Biden freezes out visiting world leaders; traditional appearances to create goodwill come to end

https://t.co/a83C3NX63f