Trying to be sweet, I asked Kyle: What do you want to be married to me for anyhow?
He responded: Because I want to love you more than anyone in the universe and I want to throw a kid in you.
Moral of the story: He tries really hard & apparently he never saw Sweet Home Alabama 🤦🏼♀️
We just saw a raccoon eating the apples we set out for deer and Kyle goes “I’m gonna put a sign out there that says: Deer only, all others will be shot at.” 🤦🏼♀️
I had a meltdown yesterday that was set off because I couldn’t comb through my hair (in addition to a lot of stress) and Kyle just hugged me and told me everything would be okay. My heart never felt so full. 💚
Some lady at the bar last night made me plug my ears so she could tell Kyle to buy me a ring off eBay because jewelry stores are too expensive. Let’s hope his mom taught him not to listen to strangers... 😅🤦🏼♀️