Sam

Tell your dog I said hi.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

I have more anxiety. I’m burnt out mentally because I can’t focus and become overwhelmed with all of my tasks no matter how small they are.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

What’s it like when you’re off it?

My sleep is off, I want to sleep all day, every day. I counteract this with coffee/espresso then the caffeine catches up to me all at once and I get insanely anxious and my heart rate soars (obviously a bad alternative but that’s all I’ve got)

[Josh @_statly]

My little brother Nate was a victim of the MSU School Shooting. He survived, but remains in critical care at the hospital. His road to recovery will be long and difficult, so my family decided to create a GoFundMe to support him

https://t.co/9bV0x18aeX

[Sam @SamRobs9]

@katelynshelby @Ford Commercial came on for me not even five minutes ago. Loved it!!

[Sam @SamRobs9]

True life working with ADHD: I just flipped through 6 ppt decks that are 75% done while trying to pick one to finish, got side tracked and answered email, made a few meetings, came here to tweet about it, got to Twitter and realized I never took my adderall so it all makes sense.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

I’m at the tipping point where my body may consist of more espresso than water.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

Marketing industry pro tip:
Never let anyone know you know how to size photos. You become the only person in the company who can do it.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

I think my neighbor uses his leaf blower on the daily to drive me to insanity. He’s out there right now IN THE POURING RAIN leaf blowing without even a single wet leaf on his patio. Just out here running it. #nodaysoff

[Sam @SamRobs9]

Things I could do without: strangers asking me when I’m having kids right after I say I’m newly married. Or anyone asking for that matter.

[Sam @SamRobs9]

My neighbor who’s in her 80s just referred to our other neighbors as “those bitches” and I aspire to be more like her every day.

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

Hi again 👋🏼

This isn’t true. Please don’t spread lies to foment or encourage political violence in our state. Or anywhere. Thanks.

- Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nothing pairs better with my seasonal depression than election anxiety

[Sam @SamRobs9]

PSA: When you change your name on your license… you have to take a new picture.

Should I have prepared just in case? Yes.

Did I? No.

End result: Worst picture of my life. 💪

[Sam @SamRobs9]

True Life: Working While Having ADD

- Typing
- The corn song pops into my head
- Realizing I don’t know the words b/c I never watched a video with CC which I use to actually put it in my brain
- Song gone
- Continues working
- CORN IT HAS THE KNOBS
- Opens TikTok to find lyrics