Sam

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Sam @SamRowe97]

@Aphixia_ Somebody didn’t meet the entry criteria to Hustler’s University

[Reuters @Reuters]

'Like O.J. Simpson': British Prime Minister Boris Johnson could be heard saying as he struggled to put on protective gloves during a visit to a vaccination center in Wales

[Sam @SamRowe97]

@hibbiscott I want to see it!!!

[lucas eubank 🍼 @BestLucasEubank]

new to twitter, what's up everybody?

[One @HeadieOne]

Everyone crying on Twitter wats all the tiers 4

[sopranos out of context @oocsopranos]

The art The artist

[Ian. ™ 🐦 @biker_Ian]

My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean

But we called them grandma and grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa...

[Sam @SamRowe97]

@AliceScottA @realUNOgame @donmatas Boring rules

[Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia]

looking forward to Gal Gadot’s rendition of Fuck the Police

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

from this morning's New York Times briefing e-mail. can't help but feel that if the countries that attacked co-vid so completely that they kept major cities in single-digit death tolls are seeing a second wave, our 'get a bus to work' initiative might not be such a hot idea

[Sam @SamRowe97]

@w0a0i0f @AliceScottA

[Jacob Bard-Rosenberg @Prolapsarian]

Trying to explain what's going on in Britain to a friend abroad: we have a fake lockdown where everyone still goes out and half the country are still going to work; we had a silent triage where they let the vulnerable die without taking them to hospitals; they built fake new

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.