Sam✨

Just trying to make it

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Your Texas neighbor from Minnesota today

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

@AutomaticJak Damn okay cool kid

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

@XtinaGondek I will find out!

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

@AutomaticJak Thank you they said it’s under control, but it’s a fire in Texas lol

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

Nothing like your apartment complex texting you to be prepared to evacuate to really put some chaos in your Wednesday. These Texas fires are out of control.

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

It’s crazy what can change in month.

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

"STOP USING YOUR A/C WHEN IT'S REALLY FUCKING HOT IN AUSTIN, THIS IS *YOUR* FAULT"

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

Every time I’m having a mental breakdown I call @XtinaGondek like she can fix all of my problems from 2000 miles away.

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

Good old Westfield

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

@XtinaGondek Oh, this one hurt

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

does anyone have any recommendations for having a pinched nerve in your back? Because your girl is struggling

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

How all men should speak to me

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

It’s honestly disappointing, how some people are.

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

Am on day day two of crying about my hair

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

@AutomaticJak Well bestie, are we really surprised lol

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

Just for the record, I did in fact, get my feelings hurt

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

I am on a date and this man looks at me and goes “don’t look at me like that I’ll break your heart”
Break it baby

[Sam✨ @SamRoyal3]

It’s so funny to think that you’ll meet some of your best friends in the most random places and times