Sam Shier

slut🥂

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

something that's really cool abt me is that if I don't post a tweet for 2, maybe even 3 months, literally no one cares or notices

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Tonight on FX!

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Twitter, I don't ask you for much. In fact I basically just give and give, expecting nothing in return. But now, I am humbly asking you to watch ENGLISH TEACHER tonight at 10 on FX or tomorrow on Hulu. Don't let me down.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

Friday night and my ass is watching the entirety of the movie Carol from my phone

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

@alex_ateah My aunt

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country.
1/n

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

Would it be fucked up if I bought apparently unbelievable cottage cheese from https://t.co/OPDOokPJWE

[@awejones @awejones]

Marrying into a card game family

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

Bye summer I’ve been doing spiralized hogs all season and it’s changed everything for me

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

The way I simply walk gut first through life and I do mean that literally my back is in pain.

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

Happy hogs day I encourage everyone this holiday to be open to spiralizing your dogs bc it rlly helps with condiment distro

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

Begging for someone, anyone from my high school to switch up the hetero traditional narrative just a bit and have a baby out of wedlock… yearning for some drama in this fkn town

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

I cannot think of something I need less than cottage cheese baked into bread

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

My therapist told me she’s getting a divorce during our session today

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Tfw all you know is you had a f*cking bomb ass glamping trip with your best closest friends and it was a vibe

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

@sweetandysour Tru!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

It’s when my dad calls to tell me that he’s back on JSwipe and sends me screenshots of moms asking if I know them that I wish I came from a goyim family where no one actually speaks to each other

[DSA-LA's Hollywood Labor @hollywood_labor]

Last year, eight major studios CEOs made over $773,000,000. Meanwhile, many of the workers who write their shows can't afford rent.

That's why @WGAWest is ready to go on strike. https://t.co/GikdxziCD2

[Sam Shier @SamShier]

I ate a meatball at 4pm