sam

[clintoris @clintoris]

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I need to spend money or i will pass out

[sam @SamSinger0]

@angiewhite29 love you!!!💗

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

[sam @SamSinger0]

@Jplusk97 Lol

[preston @prestovision]

aoc, ben shapiro, and elon musk all fighting on the same side.. this is the most united this country’s been since pokémon go

[daylon @dayIonn]

Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it

[Mo. @MoAshlei]

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

[sam @SamSinger0]

@kparker1331 you’re killin it!!!💗

[sam @SamSinger0]

@Jplusk97 IM SO FREAKIN PROUD OF U! Congrats!!

[Liy.♡ @LiyahSymone_]

Normalize using Zelle

[sam @SamSinger0]

@ksmithdynasty come on not fair

[sam @SamSinger0]

@geno_velasco Geno this is amazing!

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

That settles it... Track list for the 5 new songs out this Friday at 9 AM ET, but I’ll go ahead and let y’all know one of them - “Without You.” And it will be available Friday at midnight.

[sam @SamSinger0]

@ksmithdynasty Like a kamala toe?