Samson

I like Alabama football, Philistine women, pumping iron, having my hair played with, telling riddles and writing poetry, twitter and um, Philistine women.

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

It's one of those days where I just look at myself in the mirror and think, man I am one sexy beast.

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Sorry to all my fans for not tweeted in a while. Delilah has been on my back about finishing my book, "Lion slaying for dummies." I'm back!

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Todays poem - roses are red, this week Alabama got beat. At least we aren't like some schools whose teams stink like my feet. #heartfeltpoem

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Asked delilah 2 scratch my back last night. It took me a few minutes 2 realize she was using a knife. She's so cute. #toughgirl #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

It's cold enough I had to make myself some Adult footy lion skin pjs. Slept like a log. #beastmode #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Lost the jawbone I had in my hand when I fell asleep last night but found it in my hair. #longhairproblems

[T-Poc @tonyemilyc]

Today's blog by @addiemarie_h . This is one we all need. Great job Addie!
http://t.co/x4bJa1nx

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Justin Beiber concert anyone? #yesplease

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Todays poem - Roses are red, Philistine blood is too. Take a close look at my fist and see what it can do. #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Woke up this morning to find out Obama won the tickle fight. Come to find out he's not even ticklish. Doesn't sound fair to me. #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Todays poem - roses are red, my muscles are huge. When I spin philistine soldiers around I scream centrifuge. # feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Last time I voted it was to decide whether to slaughter some philistines with a jawbone or my bare hands. I chose bare hands. #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Forget the election, let's let those two decide a winner like real men, Tickle fight! Or maybe seeing which can blow air out the longest.

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

Instead of an election 2morrow night we should just let them fight 2 the death Hunger Games style. See who really wants it most. #whoswithme

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

#ALA/LSU game 2day reminds me of when I was n the arena with the tigers n Israel. I loved ripping those tigers n pieces. Same goes 2day! RTR

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

How could Obama be the Commander & Chief of our army? I've killed more people passing gas than he has in his life in battle. #feartherobe

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

#7factsaboutmybestfriend she gets irritated when my hair looks better than hers even though she worked on hers longer. #longhairproblems

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

#7factsaboutmybestfriend she falls for the old "philistine head hidden under her pillow" trick over and over again.

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

#7factsaboutmybestfriend she has tried to have me killed numerous times while I was asleep.

[Samson @Samson4Delilah2]

When fear knocks on the door, answer with faith. Or like I do, with a fist to fear's face. #feartherobe