SAMSON

kids are smoking the Hi

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I’m so scared of being loved

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I should be tarred and feathered

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None of my friends know I be huffing armpits and sucking toes, I’m a sheep in wolf’s clothing, a beast that stalks the night, I am not afraid they’ll find me, I just don’t want the lambs to be scared 🐺🐺

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That episode of SpongeBob with the gray slop patties shoulda taught yall how to react to ai

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I hate who I have become

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Dude… go away I’m busy

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I’m the worst to ever do it

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Trying to find alternatives to popular apps makes me think the world is ending wdym everything is priced now even my anime pirating sites are asking for money

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@tboybutt

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Something wicked and GAY is coming

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Penis is taking over my entire life

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I haven’t spoken to anyone romantically in a year is this method

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You’re not allowed to be even a little ugly on the internet mfs will dead come up with the worst shit possible to say to you

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@fawningforu Put me behind that and a natural disaster will occur, I’m talking mass casualties

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Every day is worse than the last

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Seeing a fat ass in pajama pants is equivalent to god coming down and kissing you on the forehead

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What’s the point of hacking me I have nothing

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Brian griffin husk

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@greensontoast

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Gay lawyer fo tonight