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@Tesco didn't catch the drivers name who just delivered my food but you should give him a pay rise! Absolute legend.

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@Duke_Nuke probably Rob.

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iOS 10 has made my iPhone about as useful as a fucking potato.

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@MonsterEnergy 🤔🤔🤔

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Just tried to plug my phone charger into my TV remote. Life.

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It's only Tuesday morning and I need a weekend again.

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New film idea: Steaks On A Plane

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@sophielucken you can't talk. One glass of wine....

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@sophielucken unless it's £6 each time then I have to make it count.

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@MikeyKn0x good to see you ❤️ will hold you to that drink! Have a good rest of your weekend.

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@Daveknox89 looking sexy on stage ;)

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@sophielucken and I'm a frog?

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@sophielucken stop getting on tubes then ;)

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@lewisthegreat Spain isn't it?

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@EdinburghZoo was a massive let down :(

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@Daveknox89 see you at slam dunk Midlands 😘😘

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@olliejones1011 still can't add you on there :( need to go for beers when you're back.

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@olliejones1011 he is mate! Are you coming back?! Not sure on the email dude.

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@Specsavers looks like your staff at the Cambridge store need to have an eye test...3rd time they've ballsed up my contact lens order.

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@thetommonewman yeh....