Sam Tanner

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

@AlaskaAir you are truly the worst airline I have ever dealt with. Not only did you make us wait 8 hours and then cancel our flight, you also DIDN’T rebook us so all other spots were taken and we won’t get home until the 31st. Take your $150 voucher and shove it

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

@AlaskaAir your service is truly astonishingly bad. I’ve had mechanical issues on 3 of my last 4 flights. This time I sat on the tarmac for 3 hours, deplaned, got cancelled, and now you are saying there are limited flights for THE NEXT FEW DAYS! A discount of $150 is a joke.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

Imagine carbonated mouthwash

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

@MeganHillWriter hey Megan, I am the owner of Joe Chocolate Co. slight correction. Our grand opening to the public is not until the 24th. We had some delays with construction. Sorry for the confusion

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

What sane person would "hit the club" with jeans and furry boots on?

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

Power outage before finals week. What a twist.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

It's incredible to me, after all this time, Apple maps is still useless.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

If you yell at students for being wrong, you can't complain about no one wanting to answer your questions... Looking at you UW Econ dept...

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

It's February, 57 degrees, and you are pasty white. Put that shirt back on.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

I am 99% sure I just saw Ken Jennings walking down 20th Ave...

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

I don't understand why someone would wear a medical/health mask but not cover their nose...

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

"Ever since I got into my major I don't really give a s*** about class."
-some dope bro on campus

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

@kcmetrobus Shout out to Barbara for making my flight back much more enjoyable! I'll be sure to catch your route back in Seattle!

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

PSA to all businesses: Stop using cursive in your logos. No one born in the 90's and on can read it.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

And just like that, I am a senior...

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

In a week and a half I've eaten 3lbs of almonds. #FeelingNutty

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

I are A LOT of Tums and now my stomach hurts... What do I do?

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

Breaking News: The new Apple OSX will be called OSX Cloaca because the updated MacBook only has one hole.

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

Thanks Obama.... No seriously, thank you. #FreedomAct

[Sam Tanner @SamTanner]

I can't be the only one who tries to go as long as possible without talking after I wake up.