Actual Human Disaster, Esq.
Part-time Golden Retriever.
If my ghost haunted your house it would organize your sock drawer.
Aesthetic: An Ambient Glow of Doom.
@Mericamemed Getting hold of a raw, unprocessed cacao fruit is what your mom does for me but she doesn't have time because she's busy cursing the fact that she brought you into this world.
@nickimoraa I value my alone time and want to be able to watch horror movies whenever I want. I also don't want to have to deal with someone else's bodily fluids/waste.
@_sorrengailll Having stuff on my face that low key prevents me from rubbing it or splashing it with cold water whenever I feel so inclined freaks me the fuck out.
@AlexanderNewall I would recommend John Ajvide Lindqvist's earlier works such as "Handling the Undead" and "Paper Walls". As a part time nightmare merchant I think you would enjoy them.
Indeed. Domesticated animals are a direct result of human intervention and therefore we are responsible for their care, whatever it may be. Keeping domesticated animals is not equal to unethical actions.