Sam Calvert-Smith

I walk around like everything is fine but, deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off

[Sam Calvert-Smith @SamThePA]

@donmcgowan “The 18th-century original door (now in the Churchill Museum) featured a badly-fixed and misaligned zero. When the door was replaced and repainted over the years, painters kept the crooked '0' on purpose”.

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@bushontheradio Randell & Hopkirk

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@NiallHarbison Bless Bear ❤️

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@dept42 I’ve just started Flybot by Dennis E Taylor. Good so far and narrated by Ray Porter who is great ☺️

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@Scaramucci I wanna know which small town in Kent

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Douglas MacArthur and Arthur MacArthur???

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@fesshole My son used to say trumpet instead of armpit. Never corrected it. Sorry son

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@EmmanuelKant4 @MartinaMarkota Her fellow player asked her not to point fingers at her , instead she made her understands she’s not in position to tell her how to use her fingers 😂😂😂

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@firsthumanity01 @EmmanuelKant4 @MartinaMarkota Best explanation

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@HedgehogCabin Is this the first time you’ve had a hoggle in your hospital?

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@dept42 Very topical 😂

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The Wordle bot is a condescending little knob

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@mrscmway That’s good news. Sometimes a wobble can improve things. Hope he makes you happy X

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@UnrealBluegrass @jimmyfallon “Dad, my car’s been stolen”
“What do you mean your car’s been stolen”? #DadQuotes

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@mrscmway So sorry this has happened. Hope you start to feel better. Try to eat, watch something comforting and be kind to yourself. He was obviously not worthy. Sending good vibes your way X

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@jarvis_best What does this all mean? I feel like I’ve missed something

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@tokyosexwhale If I had limitless funds I would have storm trooper art everywhere

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@mrscmway 6402 🤫

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@fesshole

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@TheKentAcorn Got my very own Bert (RIP). Sits in this spot every evening 🥰