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Saddle up boys, you’re heading for my bedroom wall 😍 I’m so fucking hyped! @adtr @NW44 @jeremymckinnon @joshuawoodard @Kevineffinskaff @AlexShelnutt

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

ROTY

#ATOBTTR

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Just told my dog if she had a drum set I would totally touch it and she smacked me in the nose with her paw.

Ya know what, fair, ahsoka. 😂

[i like food @messedupfoods]

🍞

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@sjboilers2 @UDCincyFan I’m pretty sure it is one per ticket. The people that get multiple have to purchase multiple tickets.

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On my 49th book of the year… might fuck around and re read fourth wing again for number 50. 🤭🤭🤧

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I miss you.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this:

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@c_elam4 I turned my windshield wipers on instead of my turn signal once lmao

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I accidentally hit my weed vape instead of my nicotine vape so my drive home is gonna be FUN

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Had me a nice burger and Cajun fries from five guys, I’m about to go home and get an extra stoned and cuddle with my dog.

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I hate when drivers fuck all the way up and then ask me to look at their log… why is it gonna do a trick? I can’t fix this shit 😂

[MLB @MLB]

Walk-off walk!

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@jeremymckinnon @NW44 @Kevineffinskaff @AlexShelnutt this big ole album should’ve been the one titled “you’re welcome” because holy fuck. THANK YOU, BOYS. This album is AMAZING

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Are we freaking serious right now ?! @tacobell this is not very Live Más of you….

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Kiké on what's different about this Dodgers team:

"The fact that we don't give a f---."

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My aunt found my favorite way to ask “where did all the extra weight come from”

By only asking, “where did the boobs come from?”😂😂😂

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It’s you. The person I want next to me when all my dreams come true. It’s you. It’s always been you.

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I lost my mom when I was 10 years old, it hurt like a bitch. Yet, somehow the boy who always will own my heart- it’s his laugh I’ll always miss the most