Samuca

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

Fiquem aí com o meu cão com olhos loucos

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My daughter always said she preferred dogs. Today we adopted a cat and this happened

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

鳴きながら腕をのぼってくる人懐っこいヤブガラ

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Curry Barker
> 26-year-old YouTuber known for a free short called "Milk & Serial"
> watch a Simpsons episode where Bart gets a cursed monkey paw
> think "that's a movie"
> shoot a horror film in 20 days for $750,000
> premiere at midnight at TIFF
> studios start a bidding war. Focus Features pays $14 million for it
> they spend 19x your entire budget just to buy it
> release it. goes UP 39% in week two - something no wide horror film has ever done
> people start seeing it 3 and 4 times
> passes $100 million worldwide - 125x the budget
> outgross The Mandalorian & Grogu on weekdays - a movie that cost 220x more

a guy made a Simpsons-inspired horror movie for $750.000 and just beat Star Wars at the box office.

[chud bastard @chudbastard]

Sending this to your normal BMI gf and saying “Us” to start a massive fight

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Returning marmoset babies to their mother after a medical check

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

@luscielia I only played Elden Ring and Ghost of Tsushima on that roster...

On the other hand I think Hogwarts Legacy was underrated

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

É bom que a Ana Malhoa não veja isto

[Luana‎🏳️‍⚧️ @Bucetawnnnn]

portugal n é latino parem de forçar porra

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Cracking a joke while keeping a straight face is peak aura farming.

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

@WolfLinkin @srkntnyldz @BramApotheker Even if she wasn't pregnant there was no cause to have used such force on her.

[DomyGames @PotterLunatico]

Nunca confíes en un hombre que deja de lado a su inicial.

[わんにゃん速報 @krdv9t]

膝の上でリラックスしているスズメ

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

Those dudes in Volcano Manor

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Voilà pourquoi les caméraman ne meurent jamais dans les films d'horreur 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

@TheMaskedNingen Either that or piccolo

[Samuca @Samuca_0109]

@dokkan_global