Samuel Brewsef

mr. steal your lakehouse

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

Eugene, OR 😍

[Wildscape Wonders @WildscapeWonder]

Can you identify this city without Googling?

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

@tweet_deleter had a coworker bring camel milk to our art world office job and when I asked to try some she said no

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

best tagger in the game rn #shart

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

he’s entering a prime wigger era

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ed Sheeran has shaved his hair off.

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

@therealsamwize

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

imagine ordering DoorDash here 😍

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

the more time I spend in LA the more I realize that “Southern California white person” is a unique and distinct newly formed ethnicity

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

Je téléphone à la police on the French guys drinking coronas outside of Erewhon!!!

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

@williexwill This is big time livin brother

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

In Montreal cosplaying as a local by not wearing deodorant and giving myself gout w luxurious gourmand meals

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

Bad Bunny should bring out the cataracs for the halftime show @davidsingervine

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

what if Bad Bunny brings out Lil B as a secret surprise guest

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

I’m gonna buy Rash and rename it Shingles

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

I’m going down the road feeling bad if anybody needs anything

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

was seeing a woman for almost 6 months and had to finally end it bc she let her pet rats go free range in the apartment

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

men experience the ick 100x as often as women we just don’t let it get to us

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

earlier today I watched a dude dressed head to toe in Ed Hardy slam an Olde English tall can chuck it over a fence then immediately whip out his dick and piss on the McCarren tennis bubble my jaw dropped it was such an alpha move

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

Just locked up first place in my low stakes amateur men’s tennis league division for the season please clap

[Glenn @Fratty_Hearst]

Cam’ron Winter

[Samuel Brewsef @SamuelBrewsef]

Gossip Girl exists within the Eyes Wide Shut extended universe