Samuel Crabtree

long game hype man • I listen to all the music • Appalachian State Alum • photographer • [email protected]

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

"hit em with the ol oopty doo razzmatazz"- Eric Collins when Grayson Allen trips somebody next season

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

thought I was cosplaying blue collar today but the white paint on my shirt was actually queso

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

Hornets won this trade bc we retained Eric Collins.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[🏆 gracie ☆ @lesbichuu]

most unserious person on earth i think

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

AHO CHANTING JORDAN FUCKING STAAL 😭 AT THE CANES PARADE

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

Go Canes.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Twenty years later. Just as iconic.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

NO ONE IS SLEEPING IN RALEIGHWOOD TONIGHT

[bethany @bethmysoul]

espn are COWARDS for muting this

[Corey Sznajder @ShutdownLine]

Jesus Christ a Faulk candy stripe jersey sighting. That man is a lifer.

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

dumb people probably say really really dumb stuff to each other behind closed doors

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

@Patrick_Cullum Respect

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

I need the broadcast to pan to the @CanadiensMTL watch party

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

I wish I knew a Montreal Canadiens fan so I could point and laugh at them right now. @CanadiensMTL @NHL

#GoCanes

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

I’m sorry… WHAT? Did the Ellisons buy the public access station in Monroe, Michigan also or do they have some sort of 5,000 year contract on Stephen Colbert? This is unacceptable, @YouTube. Restore our video.

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

lamelo and wemby combo would have shut the league down for a decade

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

aside from battier and Ben Wallace, Wemby may be the best basketball player we've ever seen.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Should've sent him to the moon

[Samuel Crabtree @SamuelCrabtree_]

shoutout merv griffin