Sam Elhindi

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

The guy who Photoshopped the MS 13

[Saint Monday @saintmondayguys]

What it’s like trying to fit in with football fans

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This is how you wing man

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@TrulyTafakari Did anyone else think that Keith was the teacher referring to themself in 3rd person?

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This is the point RAYA has gotten to.

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I can’t believe my mom let me watch Drumline in 4th grade.

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Will Smith is 53 and Chris Rock is 57. For some reason that’s the craziest part of this whole Oscar’s thing to me.

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did y'all hear that gas is like super expensive right now?

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I sold my soul to Chingy

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I feel most accomplished when someone on the street asks for directions and I can deliver.

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Dreamed I got into a hit and run. I chased the car down and it ended up being Penelope Cruz. We chatted for a bit and then she gave me her company's insurance. She was working part time at a post office. This is the least stressful dream I've had all year.

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See if you can find me (hint: I'm a little extra oily)

[Basyma @basyyyma]

Is anyone checking up on Sisi's Egypt

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Whenever I get targeted ads for stuff I JUST bought it feels like google's gloating.

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#CorporateLunch 🍕

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@ItsBradenDoe Can you believe the first-years are using iPads in class?! #parchmentandquill

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@CochRain @jonfossCW the creative man at work #WritersBlock

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@reyesSC GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL #CroatiaSquad