Sam Miller

USMCR | ΑΣΦ | Trine University

[Alpha Sigma Phi @TUAlphaSig]

Come on out to Alpha Sigma Phright Night this Wednesday and Thursday!! All proceeds go towards Gamma Phi’s Boo Cancer !!!!

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

tbh making 65k a year, living alone in a decent apartment, and being a regular at some dive bar sounds pretty ideal

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

@_ericblanc @TipOrGoHome Ok but is anyone else offended by the terrible spelling and grammar?

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

When you spend several hours researching a job and then realize applications where due yesterday 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

And to end my night my nephew karate chopped me in the nads. Great day.

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

Had a one year old give me first degree burns this morning. Hows your day going?

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

Had a one year old give me first degree burns this morning. Hows your day going?

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

@xolaurynnkendyl My cousin and her husband started dating in 8th grade and never broke up. They're 33 now. It's possible just rare

[UCA @UCAupdates]

The cheerleaders from Trine University brought the heat 🔥with their finals performance for #UCAnationals 📣

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

There is zero difference between a toddler and a drunk sorority girl. Both are emotional, unstable creatures that drive people insane.

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

@TylerKinsley1 I mean it's not really solid and it takes the form of the dish that its in

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

Is pizza dough technically a liquid?

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

@TylerKinsley1 It's a kids show. You'll get to know it soon enough. Today he needed a safe space to be alone. Smdh.

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

I'll say it. Daniel the Tiger is a whinny lil bitch.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

This holiday's most returned item. #NationalRoastDay

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Hooters Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.

[The Common Man @tcm97]

Being single for the holidays is one thing but being the ONLY single person in your family is a whole different kind of loneliness

[RapidCityPD @RapidCityPD]

When it's cold and snowy out, but you're a furry officer who still needs to catch the bad guys... #K9Unit #DogBoots

[Alpha Sigma Phi @alphasigs]

Happy Founders Day to the men of Beta Omicron (Trine) as they celebrate 83 years of brotherhood! #Alphasig
@TUAlphaSig

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

@abby_hoge Yes but 2 years ago we had Margs that were a bit stronger

[Sam Miller @SamuelMiller12]

Galileo: *rolls over in grave*

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Vatican has a church-run observatory and telescope dedicated to astronomical research.