Sam Bowles

Football and Golf

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@esccroads I'd recommend you get your elected members over to Walshes Road again then because it's horrendous, I literally have to drive over it at walking pace to protect my car.

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@esccroads Intervention levels? Only one small hole? The whole road outside the housing development is horrendous and a complete danger to all users of the road. Staggering how the whole surface doesn't meet intervention levels to be repaired immediately. You need to review this again.

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@esccroads @ChrisGrose2 When exactly is this going to be repaired out of interest? The road has been like this for months now, and there appears to be some botch job added in the past 24 hours, which isn't going to make any difference in the slightest.

[Blackham&Ashurst FC @B_and_A_FC]

PLAYERS WANTED ⚽️

We’re looking to expand our squad for the remainder of this season and the beginning of next.

We currently play in the Sevenoaks premier division. A very friendly welcoming club with a great social scene, we’re looking for committed players to take us forward

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

I don’t care if you get sent off, score own goals or miss pens, you’re in my dream team until the end of the season @MarcusRashford.

#maketheUturn #schoolmeals4summer
#FantasyPL

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

Imagine wanting to spend your day throwing a birdie and a pint at police in London? 😂😂

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

Govt 101 on answering media questions:

‘Well, that’s a very good question...’

* Followed by bullshit and not answering the question put to them. *

Then throws the scientist under the bus.

#DailyBriefing

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

100%.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

📅 18 years to the day since THAT Zinédine Zidane volley! 🚀

🤔 Best goal in #UCL history?

#OTD | @realmadriden

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@Mr_H_Primary Mate I'm the same with the trains when I potentially go back to work - how they seriously think they'll be able to social distance commuters in their hoards. Still waiting to see plans and how this'll look. Then there's the ability to test, trace, track...

[Anthony Costello @globalhlthtwit]

Tomorrow we launch our Independent Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies Report. We make 18 recommendations to the government to help the UK suppress the virus, save lives and get the economy moving again. (1)

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK Good job your boards at LB told me that before I jumped on a train to LB... 👏🏻

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK so how you getting me back from Tunbridge Wells as you’ve cancelled the 10:07?

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK 10:07 to Crow, from London Bridge

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK Are you actually fucking serious? That was the last direct train to Oxted. You want me to get two buses home from East Croydon? You lot are seriously deluded and need to get your shit in order, it’s embarrassing how bad a customer service you are.

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK you’ve cancelled the 10:07 from LB to Crow, which is a bus replacement anyway, but now I’ve gotta go to Tun Wells and get a taxi home cos you sort out fuck all transport, who’s paying for this?

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

✍🏼 Retweet this to win a #RyderCup flag signed by every member of #TeamEurope

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@jonbutler1 @SouthernRailUK Congestion?! 😂 so you’re telling me when I’m next stuck on the M25 I should just abandon my car and leave it there like you do us with your trains... 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@98woodw @Se_Railway Don’t worry mate, over the other side on @SouthernRailUK, they’re just as bad. Can’t remember the last time I got into London or back home on time. It’s like they’ve moved Crowborough 10 miles further south 😂

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

@SouthernRailUK since when has the Uckfield line ever called at Upper Warlingham or Sanderstead, this is temporary?

[Sam Bowles @SamuelRBowles]

Just get rid of Mourinho already, fuck me it’s painful. #FACupFinal