Samuel Tefft

(he/him) level 28. head chef at room33. instagram&snapchat-samueltefft, samuelchefft

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🎶i just want to eat you out so badly🎶 or whatever taking back Sunday said

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My roommates about to start doing roll for tattoo at his shop and I'm pretty stoked. I'll post his spread sheets once they're finished.

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Sometimes pictures from show hurt your feelings. And these are the ones that hurt me in my birthday.

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It's my birthday and i stole a stop sign

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This country is a fucking joke. Elon musk is a fucking joke. Trump is a fucking joke. I hope you all literally die.

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My coworker found not one but two pocket pussies cleaning out her deceased grandpas house and the question arises. Do they have to take viagra when they get that old? He was in his 80s

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This guy at the bar referred to clam chowder measurements in bags and i don't know how to comprehend that

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I'm over working in kitchens, sucks because i have no idea what else to do.

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Is anyone going to wage war in Pittsburgh tomorrow?

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My orange cat runs on vampire rules. He knocks (scratches at even though it's open) on the door and doesn't enter until invited. And definitely will not cross a body of water.

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Loooove knocked loose but man pop culture just hit different.

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Where we gonna go now that our twenties are over?

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Idk what it is but something about jelly roll just doesnt sit right

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Ouch started this today.

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Just love how no restaurants offer vegan options since i quit being a chef downtown

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Ohhh noooo i got a third jojo tattoo

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My two newest tattoos are both from jojos 😅

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Getting my joestar tattoo tomorrow 😎��

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@ian30art I like the contrast of the square and circle also just miss you

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Telling my coworkers we're going to have a great shift and immediately force them to listen to la dispute.

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Roomates and i are having a nerf war. Im scared to get caught lacking when i get home so im sitting at the bar with a loaded nerf gun in my hoodie pocket and back up ammo in my pockets.