I Am Also Sam

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[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

@TheStakeClerk My YSA ward had 1:30 church for YEARS. Now with the new age change, my old ward stayed at 1:30, but my new mid singles ward is at 11:30. This further confirms that He listens and cares.

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

Hey guys, I wanted to be real with you. The reason I'm not playing Phasmophobia today is cause last night I was, in fact, contacted by a ghost, and it scared me so bad that I don't want to play ghost games tonight. Please, please, I scared. I scared bad. #blessed

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

I may not act like the daughter my dad wanted, but I fill in as the son who will watch sports with him. I've got baseball on my phone and we have basketball on the TV

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

For the second time, someone thought my sister was my kid...

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

My Piplup plushie Keychain apparently fell off and I am devastated.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

Amazon delivery=threat. Doordash=that. Fireworks=no threat. Turns out chihuahuas aren't afraid of everything.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

My dad asked if I hate him because I bought him the large bottle of salsa.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

My cousin's wife's mom, who I didn't know was following me on Instagram, sent me a reel. Do I follow her back? I only see her maybe 2-3 times a year? And she thought I was other cousin's wife last time I saw her. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

@samriegel Best work day ever

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

Played a little softball and now the gym is playing the Sandlot? Perfect night

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

My puppy just looked into the mirror, smiled, and walked away. I strive for that level of confidence.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

@hankgreen

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

Ironically I decided to watch Ted tonight and now there's a lightning storm...

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

Our AC is out and I'm torn because I want the door open cause it's cooler outside, but I hate storms and the thunder is really bringing me down

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

When they called my dad's name at the doctor, they really emphasized the Sam part. I almost got up for him.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

Had a customer tell me about how they couldn't believe we're halfway through May already. I didn't realize May had 12 days 🤷🏻‍♀️

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

I keep getting ads for engagement rings. I'm so single, but I love me. I guess I'm just going to have to marry myself 🤷🏻‍♀️

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

But I will eat an entire box of Mac cheese while munching on pepperoni like it's nothing.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

I wish frozen chicken wings came in smaller bags so I don't feel like a fat kid when I accidentally eat the entire bag by myself.

[I Am Also Sam @Samurai00768]

@valeriehstone Thanks for reminding me I probably need to go into work early to make extra cinnamon rolls