Sam

Former Apex Player @UYU and PUBG Player @HammersEsports // Play some Deadlock time to time

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good morning

[FLY Gryffinn @gryffinn]

I received some shocking news this week.

I tested positive for gonorrhea.

The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.

Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.

[BadEmpanada 🇧🇦🇿🇦 @GoyEmpanada]

There's nothing more privileged than choosing to join the US military to murder some of the poorest people on earth for the sake of your own personal advancement.

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Bro

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

sorry fifa but we’re not paying $700 a ticket to watch scotland vs haiti

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

@PrinzDeadlock @bsqt__ Pocket is an elo printer this patch, sadly theyre flying too close to the sun and a super nerf is immanent

[Noah Otaku @Noah_Sky1]

-Every CSM plot hole will never be answered
-There will be no Pt 3 ever
-Denji never achieved any of the goals he set out for
-All the villains(except makima) and characters never achieved their full potential
-We will never know pochitas origin

Karma feels so good

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[5X TH3 LETH4L D0SE OF TÜRB0AMPHETAMiNE @COOLSWAGGUY9999]

@MoneyFolder5 METRO_DL GO EASY ON THE LITTLE ONES

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

If Wemby pulls up to the finals in a Mao jacket he will have a fan in me forever

[Hoodniggabigboss3 @Hoodniggab58701]

niggas was ruthless in 2016

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

@awc_2000 @pitchprofiler Yea thats kinda my fear for the kid, you gotta be Aroldis Chapman to hold up to that strain and thats only as a closer lol

[👽⭐️🇸🇳 @BiggySpurs]

Wemby’s year 3:

-Led us to a 60+ win season
-Top 3 MVP
-First Unanimous and Youngest DPOY ever
-Made the All Star game competitive again
-NBA Finals run for his first playoff appearance
-Best Player in the World at 22.

[Tina @Tinatown89]

@srakomir “1/3 of my generation got aborted” motherfucker 100% of your generation went extinct at the end of the pleistocene😭

[Bolshevik Enthusiast @LeBolshevikman]

The last thing Netanyahu sees before getting his dick sucked

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

Couldnt be happier to root against a fellow Canadian, disgustingly unethical hooping

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

SGA IN HIS BAG 🔥🔥

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

@komakaziii @marn1b @AnsonexDL Something like "4:3/5:4 Healthbar mod" theres a few out there that work

[Sam @Samurai_ca]

@komakaziii @marn1b @AnsonexDL Just be aware QOL lock can kill your 1% lows if youre on an older pc and there is a dedicated 4:3 hud mod thats less taxing on your system.