Sam Browning

TU '17 TAMUC ‘20

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

GO BIRDS

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

my addiction to buying things i seriously don’t need started when I was a child at the scholastic elementary school book fair

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think today I will go and wander around a suburban target and buy myself a few trinkets I think this will cure me of all ills

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

These Eagles fan takeovers are STRESSING opposing fans out 😭

(📸 : @GordonsWord)

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

8-year-old me listening to “My Humps” on the bus to school

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

I never understand people who dress up to board a flight. I am in peak homeless-looking form and don’t know another way to fly?

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

forgot about CDs until I look over and the car next me has a binder full trying to decide which mix to play

childhood mems have been unlocked folks

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

I hope you never get off Fridays and work at a Fridays that’s always busy on Fridays

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

🤝

not working for the people

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

✨I hate it here ✨

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

He’s a 10 but he was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

[ª @sameoldsouvnir]

this was my multiverse of madness

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[Sam Browning @SAMurai_doe14]

currently driving from Wisconsin to PA and yes it’s worse than it sounds