SamuraiCoward

Go into battle
I Fight bravely - just kidding
Pee pants; run away.

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@tonydpoison @Alchemist Fargin cork sukka
Summunanbatchin ice holes
Fargin bastages

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Travel to Texas.
Everything is bigger here.
Except for my wang.

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Monday come. Skip work.
Stay bed. Watch Stallone "Cobra."
Just as God intend.

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Dad, you have minute?
For you, son? Hell fucking no.
I go to Hooters.

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Battlefield of socks,
A warrior's daunting task,
Laundry's cruel dance.

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A samurai's fear,
His sword is heavy and sharp…
He'd rather sell shoes.

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Marriage have three ring,
Engagement ring, wedding ring,
and the suffering.

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Marriage like cards…First,
need two heart and diamond.
Then need club and spade.

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Have morning coffee.
Roosters roosting. Very noise.
Shut the fuck up, bird.

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Stub toe. Infection.
Honor dictate, cut it off.
No honor. Just cry.

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Sedentary life
Make me fat, slow, misery.
Barkeep, another!

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Samurai once win,
Four duels in one contest.
Just like Al Bundy.

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Man wear underwear…
disguise to rob bank. Sent to…
jail after debrief.

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I need glasses to
see family. Four glasses
of strong, strong sake.

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As a child, parents
moved a lot. But, I always
manage to find them.

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Father sought night's flame,
Mom showed pic of me, he'd pause,
Shame in shadows' name.

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Wake, look mirror, puke.
Ask doc. "What is wrong with me?"
"Your eyesight perfect."

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@3YearLetterman It may be the time
For you to consider to
Purchase this product

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@ApathyDGZ
Where find song you made
Named "Depalma! Depalma!
Feature Little Vic?

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Hey, how old are you?
Kid say "I am fine. Thank you."
Stupid retard kid.