Third-Eye Samurai

Paradox, Rapper, Master of Disguise, Scorpio, Cats, Baseball #SeaUsRise 🔱 (I get high with my cats)||| I am just here to cause discourse and be depressed

[Third-Eye Samurai @SamuraiHunt]

“Had the whole world shook like an earthquake, they killed me on a Thursday then I resurrected on the third day, popping bottles all around, damn straight poor that champagne as I get ready for another Holy Campaign” - Lord Hunt

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@Murbles_Derry @MarinerMuse Then please explain mister ai botman, if you can make time in between being pegged and your NAMBLA meetings. Thanks for reaching out from McNeil island.

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@AfroCraveDaily That’s nice, I just shared Randy arrozarena’s walk off double on Twitter. One is wayyyyyyy more impressive

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

RANDY WALKS IT OFF!

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@evangelist25177 @BrettKollmann Over a consumption of a little weed? Who cares?

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@WestCoastGuy00 @BrettKollmann You sound like a fun guy. Dumb fucking shitbag weirdo.

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@nascarfanbw23 @BrettKollmann Okay? It’s a plant. You cuck.

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@McDonalds discontinued chocolate dipped cones because their employees and franchisees are a bunch of cheap whiny pussies who didn’t want to front the cost of a machine to melt chocolate, and thought it was to difficult to make. That’s cool. Fuck the consumer.

[Third-Eye Samurai @SamuraiHunt]

@JLucroy20 “Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids” -Charles Barkley. Stfu. Go have fun and don’t worry about kids who aren’t yours. That’s their parents problem. Pay the game you’re paid to play fuckwad

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WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!

[Third-Eye Samurai @SamuraiHunt]

@Kurrco I don’t think Drake understands the rules of baseball very well

[Third-Eye Samurai @SamuraiHunt]

Was there with my mom.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

All hail the King 👑

OTD in 2015, @RealKingFelix etched his name into the record books with his 2,000th strikeout. #FelixHOF

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@CodifyBaseball @PitchingNinja In what universe is that a cutter.

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@Genius Remembering how she burned Andre Rison’s mansion to the ground lmaoooo