DJ Samus

Don't worry Baby you'll get to know me 😘

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

I just want to scream until my voice gives out

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

All these bitches better watch out in November. Im fighting for that damn bouquet

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Looting bodies for gold

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

"Can I cast animal handling and make them (werewolves) come near us?"
No, no you can't.

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Did you hear my pain? Is this my blessing?

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Im not sad. Im angry. I just want to scream, but all I can do is cry.

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

I found my first white hair 💀 I'm not even 30 yet!

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

I really need Prof to tour again. Or even just in Grand Rapids MI. That would be kool.

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

I feel like I just got punched in the stomach...

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Eating shakes

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Why does hating you hurt so much...

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

You drove a wedge between our family. You violated my privacy. Now the only person on your team is the reason you hate mom. Are you finally happy now?

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Not playing these games anymore. I won't grovel for your forgiveness when I did nothing wrong. You cut me off? Hmmm, no take backsies ❤���

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Im getting hushpuppies with my sister soon, and no one will stop me!

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

My childhood is so cheap. It's only 30 dollars

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

THEY TOOK MY TREE AWAY!

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

I also got to meet a Hippogriff and yes I failed my roll. Yes he was indeed offended.

[DJ Samus @SamusDj]

Tonight on DnD the equivalent of Ursaring threatened my life as I hugged its small child. Don't fail your perception checks...

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

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