Samus

Galactic bounty hunter

She/Her

(Parody)

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

Don’t worry… I’ll end this. Once and for all...

[SAMUS ARAN JOINS PARODY TWITTER]

[Lunatic @LunaticGalLuna]

The accounts I run-

This one
@PhanMangle1987
@Pr0jectTake0ver
@CombaticonsWFC
@SecretLolbit
@PR0JECTSPIDER
@THEHIV3MIND
@PhazonConsumer
@SamusFeelsDread
@TheMasterCore
@_MrBeast___
@INSEARCHOFFLESH
@NightlightMoth
@MawkinLeader

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@CLAIMWHATISLEFT Whatever the hell you are, you're about my height.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

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That genie is a liar...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@chickenof_fnaf2

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@TheAkaka123 ...

0/10

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

Comment below, and I will give you a threat assessment. Basically, a scale of 1-10 on how deadly I think you are to others.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@CharlieCatClown ...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps ...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps I can't tell if it worked...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps Remove the Metroid DNA in my body... please.

I hope this will work...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps I do not wish to be the strongest in the universe.

But could you theoretically remove some genetic data in my DNA without changing who I am?

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone Also a pointless distraction.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone Comedy is pointless. Just a distraction.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone ...

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps I have a few ideas...

Are you able to destroy an entire species?

Are you able to change my DNA?

Can you bring back the dead?

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone You are trying to turn this around on me...

I work with galactic federations, I am known across the galaxy, I have saved countless worlds.

I don't care if you don't believe me.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps ...

Can I make a wish..?

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

Me if flooding @GolfingGator_SB 's1 timeline was illegal

[Bionic Machine 🇵🇸 @WheatzeyLABZ]

STOP MY TIMELINE IS BEING FLOODED

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone It's armor... I can assure you, I am human.

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Mapbotgivesmaps 6.5/10.

Wishes can be used for... evil reasons. Though I have no reason to believe you are an immediate threat...

Tell me... can anyone receive these wishes..?

[Samus @SamusFeelsDread]

@Infectednooobi @Mapclone I'm not a fucking alien...

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I'm human...