Sam Burns

one of the, if not greatest, to ever do it.

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

HAPPY FRIDAY TIME TO HIT SOME BANGERS!!!!

@gneiffer07 has five players to go yard tonight 🚀

⚾️ Brice Turang 1+ HR (+650)
���️ Willy Adames 1+ HR (+459)
⚾️ Heliot Ramos 1+ HR (+450)
⚾️ Byron Buxton 1+ HR (+325)
🥩 Pete Alonso 1+ HR (+345)

Fire em up @Playbook!

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@EricLDaugh Dirty ass Somali fucks

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@FanDuel @NFLonCBS How does FanDuel expect people to trust them with money after this month? The whole app works fine until I try to view bets and can’t cash anything out. How can you not fix the basic functionality of the app?

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@wendyp4545 But $700 per family for the Maui fire victims.. makes sense.

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

sex is better when you’re fasted

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

EAT MORE FRUIT
🍉 🍎 🍌 🍏 🍊 🍓

Big fruit maxxer here. Fruit is the first thing I eat each day and I’m constantly snacking on fruit between meals. You don’t need dessert when you have delicious sweet fruit.

Fruit is hydrating, satiating, healthy, good for the gut and much more. Fruit also contains structured water which is better energetically for us.

Eating seasonal and local fruit will inform your body about the environment you are in - light information encoded into matter, and help your body perform in that environment.

All sugars are not the same. Your body performs best with fruit. Don’t be scared of it!

I never met a person who got fat eating fruit!

The way fruit is structured (predominantly water and fiber), it’s very very hard to ‘overeat’ to the point of weight gain when eating plain natural fruit.

So eat more fruit!

[Brady Duttera @shelovesDutty]

I genuinely don’t understand how someone can be soo fucked in the head. Like go get help bro. You actin cool one minute that a physcotic beat ass little fuck face the next. Like reality check bud, tell mommy to book an appointment, because you need some serious fucking help dude.

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@krassenstein You’re terminally Ill man get help

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

I’m not here to wake up the sheep. Im here to gather lions.

[Corey @c0reylee]

Raise your kids to be like patriotic, right wing, high testosterone, alpha males, @antespinozajr & @Samvburns . NOT like the triple boosted, low testosterone, Woke leftest @EricFraim.

[AZ @azcontour]

You can get a lot OFF your mind by writing it DOWN

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

modern gyms doing it all wrong

'sleek' rubber, dark grey, blue light maxxing, sterile efficiency, excessive air conditioning, 'safety'

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

stop saying:

'I'm dead serious'
'damn thats sick'
'that's crazy/insane'

cursing yourself

[Corey @c0reylee]

In what world is being fat considered “healthy”🤣

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@SolBrah Nothing like tossing the rock with the boys😎❤️

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

Anyone can throw on designer clothes…

The best aesthetic status symbol is a jacked physique

[Sam Burns @Samvburns]

@SolBrah I can get behind this

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

you gotta do things your way

F what anyone else thinks

[Corey @c0reylee]

Sweet Tea is just gay water

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

Forgive me father for I have Zynned