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The Abmodel Pirate Radio Machine.
(Shared Account is not my username, you idiot)

This account is owned by Sam Wamm
and shared by other Pizza Party members.

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Lloyd is finally here,
and with Eve appearing earlier,
we finally have the full set
minus Rongo who's already on their way.

By the 10th we should know
which way the wind blows.

Nearly 380K followers and it's only June.
Prepare, in case 1&1 emails (https://t.co/8vQ34PcV63) fail.

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Can we get to 400K for 2024?
Yeah I'm not changing this pinned post for a while.

[KZCERFF 🔞 (commissions OPEN) @kzcerff]

twilight sparkle #mlp #pony #brony

[昨日暮里山丘 @luanshanhun]

Earth Pony Day 19
🍎
#mlp

[ham & that★ @chahndora]

them: u better not be a cunty rainbow dash when i get there

me:

[✦ mike - @mikenlos]

so, yes, ponies... and a baby dragon ♥ (1/3)

[deviiel @iamdeviiel]

doodle between commissions🤧i miss drawing ponies sm

[ham & that★ @chahndora]

no matter how many times i see this, i will laugh every time

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Let's not forget
also the ancestor
of Henry the Eighth,
the man who
invented politics
and denounced
dictatorships,
and Elizabeth the First,
the woman who ended
religious persecution
in Europe
and saved the Jews,
as well as
colonising America
and giving Asians rights

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Not to mention
ancestor of
both Bloody Mary,
a woman who
slaughtered anyone
who would not
join her cult,
and King James,
the man who
rewrote the bible
the way he liked it,
burned down London
and brought the plague
to the UK.

Just saying.

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Not to mention
ancestor of
both Bloody Mary,
a woman who
slaughtered anyone
who would not
join her cult,
and King James,
the man who
rewrote the bible
the way he liked it,
burned down London
and brought the plague
to the UK.

Just saying.

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Count Dracula
has descendants
by the way.

Lol, no,
none of them are named
Dracula spelled backwards.

They had a child
called Charles
who is the inspiration
for the character Alucard.

They're actually
an ancestor of
the late Queen Elizabeth II
of England.

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Lol.
No wonder
she lived
so dang long.
🤣

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Count Dracula
has descendants
by the way.

Lol, no,
none of them are named
Dracula spelled backwards.

They had a child
called Charles
who is the inspiration
for the character Alucard.

They're actually
an ancestor of
the late Queen Elizabeth II
of England.

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Count Dracula
has descendants
by the way.

Lol, no,
none of them are named
Dracula spelled backwards.

They had a child
called Charles
who is the inspiration
for the character Alucard.

They're actually
an ancestor of
the late Queen Elizabeth II
of England.

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While we're on that subject
the term 'son of a bitch'
doesn't mean
the child of a prostitute.
That's a 20th century invention.

It actually just means
they are of Roman descent,
i.e. Romulus was raised
by a female wolf in legend,
a 'bitch'.

So Dracula's just a Romanoff

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While we're on that subject
the term 'son of a bitch'
doesn't mean
the child of a prostitute.
That's a 20th century invention.

It actually just means
they are of Roman descent,
i.e. Romulus was raised
by a female wolf in legend,
a 'bitch'.

So Dracula's just a Romanoff

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Just going to point out
nobody called
Count Dracula
'the impaler'.
That's a modern thing.

He was just simply called
Count Vlad Draco
or in English
Count Brody, son of a bitch.

That is LITERALLY
what the names
Draco, Dragunov and Dragonoff
actually mean.

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Just going to point out
nobody called
Count Dracula
'the impaler'.
That's a modern thing.

He was just simply called
Count Vlad Draco
or in English
Count Brody, son of a bitch.

That is LITERALLY
what the names
Draco, Dragunov and Dragonoff
actually mean.

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If you wanna be technical
Count Dracula's nickname
was never Dracul or Draca.
Their name was actually
Draco, Dragunov or Dragonoff.

Also despite their real name
being spelled 'Vlad',
it was actually pronounced
the same as the name 'Brody'.

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If you wanna be technical
Count Dracula's nickname
was never Dracul or Draca.
Their name was actually
Draco, Dragunov or Dragonoff.

Also despite their real name
being spelled 'Vlad',
it was actually pronounced
the same as the name 'Brody'.

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Just want to point out that
their name was never Dracula.

You see the 'ul' of the name
means 'of'
and so does the 'a' at the end.

So you can call them
Dracul
or you can call them
Draca
but you can't call them
Dracula.

It's like calling someone
O'MacClery.
It's just weird.

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Just want to point out that
their name was never Dracula.

You see the 'ul' of the name
means 'of'
and so does the 'a' at the end.

So you can call them
Dracul
or you can call them
Draca
but you can't call them
Dracula.

It's like calling someone
O'MacClery.
It's just weird.

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Romania is Wallachia,
the place Transylvania is located
and Count Vlad III's
AKA Vlad the Impaler's or
Count Dracula's castle is there.

There never has been
nor will there ever be
vampire bats there.

Those bats are American
like Bram Stoker
the man who wrote the book 'Dracula'.

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Romania is Wallachia,
the place Transylvania is located
and Count Vlad III's
AKA Vlad the Impaler's or
Count Dracula's castle is there.

There never has been
nor will there ever be
vampire bats there.

Those bats are American
like Bram Stoker
the man who wrote the book 'Dracula'.

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it's bat month right now
in our online community.
people were getting pissy
about the anatomical accuracy
of bat furry oc's.

i was just making a joke
about the fact that
your oc started out as a bat
and they don't look like one
in this particular image.

[✨Stellifer✨ @honkyyhonk]

@SamWamm85 I’m so confused

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