Sam Ritter

Engineer at MongoDB

[Rob @robansuini]

.killOp(): I'm your father
.killSession(): noooooo #MDBE17 @SamWhoCodes

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

@red_trela Haha sorry it's a custom photoshop job! If you ask nicely I'll make you a pixel avatar though ;)

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

https://t.co/JSvrDf5uAq I'm excited, #MDBE17!

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

Trying so hard to get to #MDBW17! It's pandemonium at LGA, people have started taking off their shoes

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

OH: "Everybody who worked on that had a fever. That code was developed at over 102 degrees"

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

OH: "I wrote that code in a hotel room in Vegas"

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

...and the air was crisp with the promise of removing old, dead code

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

when the robots evolve

[A. Jesse Jiryu Davis @jessejiryudavis]

Delightful on-the-scene reporting from @judahschvimer about MongoDB's thorough onboarding for new hires: https://t.co/Mr8b24LGN5

[Deadboy Records @deadboyrecords]

We are with you Orlando. 💔

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

Skip the Gnomes and Put Ghostbusters' Keymaster Dog in Your Garden https://t.co/RtTKKinYwT

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

Seen in Santa Fe: woman in a pink trench coat with matching pink stroller for her dog

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

OH in Santa Fe "I'm never going to the Louvre again I've been too many times"

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

My blog post about async networking is live on @MongoDBEng !
https://t.co/SQ1wDj40L8

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

Matmos at @NationalSawdust, everything I'd hoped and more https://t.co/bwCANnhYoD

[Brad Farberman @BradFarberman]

Saw Matmos at @NationalSawdust last night. Avant-electronic washing-machine transportation. Loved it. @DDDrewDaniel

[トーフグ @tofugu]

11-year-old girl is a heavy metal master: https://t.co/cQi2uiAuYo Plays Franz Schubert's "Lullaby" with a debit card

[Sam Ritter @SamWhoCodes]

@mfcecilia1 aww thanks! You ROCK!!! :)