Sam

6.8 handicap, my sports teams hate me

[Sam @samwise284]

If I DM you tweets there is a 100% chance you're in my top 10 of favorite people

[Sam @samwise284]

@MaskedAntler 0 ball skills lol

[Sam @samwise284]

Shoutout mamba https://t.co/PyblAFf5QB

[Sam @samwise284]

@pinkpanther4056 @MaskedAntler @theMayor_Mike Cancer

[hopps @HoppsSzn]

#chargers offseason

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[rave* @rareblurs]

realizing you’re washed at a game you were once good at

[hopps @HoppsSzn]

unfortunately this is me #chargers

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

turned airplane mode off and the pilot started screaming

[hopps @HoppsSzn]

#chargers fandom

[hopps @HoppsSzn]

these goggles don’t work #chargers

[☔ @Whotfismick]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

They’re already upset.

Make their shirt get caught on the doorknob.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he finally plugs his charger before his phone dies”

make the charger only work if the phone is bent at a 37° angle.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he just got in bed.”

make him wonder if he locked the front door.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

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[Sam @samwise284]

We’re so back