Mxyzptlk

Move along, nothing to see here.
#MFFL

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@NUCLRGOLF Absolutely not a gimme.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@redsox_rsl Well, what did Contreras do?
And which slur?

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@matthewdmarsden "boots" are for working, hiking, and horse riding. "Cleats" are for playing sports.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@memesvsfootball We're not scared of any of them.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

A Australian guy traveled across the world for soccer and somehow ended up having the time of his life at a random baseball game because a ball landed in his hands. America is incredible

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@milkyy_tweets I just want to not have to buy other people food against my will. IDC if they eat cookies, soda, or candy. I just don't wanna have to pay for it.

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Whether or not it should have been a red card, I think the bigger issue is that the World Cup is every four years and allowing the possibility that we may never see Balogun in a USA jersey again because he very accidentally stepped on someone’s leg is wildly irrational.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@nationalisnomad Valid and justified crash out.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, twice, and 80 years later they light up their cities in our colors as a show of how much they love us.

Meanwhile, we bailed half of Europe out, twice, and their governments take every last opportunity to signal how much they despise us.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@MavsMuse Absolutely not. We don't need that bum. We've got Coop, we've got Ky, we don't need LeBron coming in here and ruining everything.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@Mavs_FFL Please don't let him come here😭

[Michael Sanders @HER0WeNeed]

Whatever you do, don't share this video either.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@MavsHighlights The best part about homie is how Timmy shoots lights out when he's in attendance. Other than that, this guy sucks 😂
I don't blame him for this take tho. But he could've made it sound less dickish.

[Lori @lori_usaforever]

Per the rules, holding a player back while trying to score IN THE BOX especially, is a RED CARD! And an automatic PK!!!

Why wasn’t this called?

Consistency eases anger!

[Kangmin Lee | ���강민 @kangminlee]

Israel wouldn’t do this

[Mark | LukaVerse @TheLukaVerse]

All-Star voting results this year:

Luka Doncic
• Fans: 1st
• Media: 2nd
• Players: 6th

Caitlin Clark
• Fans: 2nd
• Media: 3rd
• Players: 11th

Two of the biggest stars in basketball.

Celebrated by fans. Hated by their peers.

[MaverickSZN 🇦🇺 @Maverick_SZN]

Dwight Powell is a franchise cornerstone that has been with us for a decade. Not signing him would be a massive mistake, and even Nico knew not to mess with him.

If he leaves, WE all leave.

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@shishujenn Our entire existence as a country revolves around "we want to, so we will". No matter how much of the underdog we are, no matter how much we shouldn't win, we expect to. Because we're American. 🦅🇺🇸🔥

[Mxyzptlk @SamWiseleBrave]

@ch_tiho @RealBigToshi You forgot to mention the part where he's right.