Samantha.

🫠🤘

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

Grief is the most painful

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

needed this so bad laffy taffy

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

@Whotfismick The large family plant goes there

[ֶָyun egg @miwsov]

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

hehe sry!!!

[Z is maybe back🍉🕊️ @prfctnonsense]

A thread of hailey beibers outfits she used to cover up her pregnancy

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

Me at night because of restless leg syndrome

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Here is footage of an art show that has been going viral over this provocative performance.

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

Oh to live in a world were you can finally order a cup of coffee delivered to your house, but have to pay an extra $20 for it

Why can’t we have nice things. I might as well make it myself or drive there myself. It feels wrong

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

If my pony tail doesn’t swing as a walk I did it wrong

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

@adriannejooo Hands down the baddest bitch there ever was

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

@adriannejooo Anything ice related is very exciting

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

My daughter is so funny. The other day I took her to her dads, and she didn’t want to go so she took these pictures on my phone to remind me of the trauma I put her through 🤣😭😭

[.ᐟ ★ @300moods]

she has pink hearts 💖

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

Every year my tax return gets less and less. In 2020 I got over 5 thousand back. The year after that it was over 4 thousand. The year after that 3 thousand. Last year was only 1 thousand. And this year they only gave me the tax credit of 2 thousand 😭😭😭 what theee fuck

[Samantha. @Samwitch__]

I just got called Honey by the 23 yr old barista at Starbucks. And honestly I’m geeked. Thank you ma’am

-almost 30 looking way younger crew

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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