Stifler

everything tech. all my football opinions are facts. Real Madrid. Leeds. Al-Nassr.
Casemiro is the best DM in the history of football

[Stifler @Samzen_]

Christian families always rush into doing a wedding when the girl gets pregnant so that they cheat God about "sex before marriage". funny

[Stifler @Samzen_]

being outplayed by tribal chiefs is bottom of the bottom bro. South Africa are frauds

[Stifler @Samzen_]

they can’t be serious

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Man City's second offer worth £120m for Elliot Anderson has been rejected ❌

[Stifler @Samzen_]

inauma

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Bernardo Silva has accepted Real Madrid’s offer.

He is set to join Real Madrid on a free transfer.

— @FT_schneidi

[Stifler @Samzen_]

😂

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Barcelona have 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 Xavi from playing with their legends team over his stance against President Laporta. 🚫🇪🇸

Xavi asked to play in recent legends matches but was told he was 'not welcome' by the club. 🤯

[@fansjavimiguel]

[Stifler @Samzen_]

@Alusa__ @iamjoseh_ this is what I was talking about. Messi has 5 penalties. 4 alone, scored in 2022

[Stifler @Samzen_]

Be sure he’ll cook under Carrick

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[Stifler @Samzen_]

@NanjieGalgalo mambo

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@makupa_ 😂

[Stifler @Samzen_]

😂😂😂😂

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

.@javigiorgetti: "It makes absolutely no sense for Real Madrid to sign Julián Álvarez."

"And it makes even less sense for Atlético Madrid to reject a €150 million offer for him."

"The whole thing feels perfectly orchestrated between Florentino Pérez and Atlético. Florentino gets his €150M “Galáctico” signing to boost his image and help secure another election victory. If the deal was real, why wasn’t it announced before the elections like Konaté and Mourinho?"

"Meanwhile, Atlético benefit as well. By claiming they rejected a €150M bid, they strengthen their position, raise Julián’s status, and create pressure around Barcelona."

“It feels like both Madrid clubs are playing the same game when it comes to Barça."

"We have to fight against everything and everyone."

[Stifler @Samzen_]

Barcelona are in the mud. now they can’t sign him with that valuation. we should move away now.

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

#RealMadrid have officially announced to have submitted an official bid to #AtleticoMadrid to try to sign Julian #Alvarez for €150M. #transfers

[Stifler @Samzen_]

you might think they are serious and they rigged the World Cup

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi on Instagram.

[Stifler @Samzen_]

her voice is disgusting

[Doreen Kabareebe Harris @Iamkabareebe]

She dont care about whoever shared her nud*s, those are very old videos before she even had her body procedure done.

Her body is tea these days so those who are locked in the past, it’s up to you after all her b**bs still standing😃

[Stifler @Samzen_]

It’s actually Vitinha

[Clinch 7 🇵🇹 @ClinchRMCF]

Which Player do Real Madrid need most?

[Stifler @Samzen_]

poverty

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Barcelona has run out of money to complete their renovation for the Spotify Camp Nou.

Joan Laporta will request permission for this extension of the initial credit of €1.4 billion to the socios to be able to complete the project.

— @marca

[Stifler @Samzen_]

I hate the media

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: Pepe will NOT be in Jose Mourinho’s coaching staff. @elchiringuitotv ❌

[Stifler @Samzen_]

@makupa_ @smusyoka mujibambe fools

[Stifler @Samzen_]

this woman gives me nightmares

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

God really took His time with this one

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Real Madrid hasn't won a major trophy in two years. It just became the highest-earning sports team in history anyway, beating the Dallas Cowboys. The man behind it isn't a coach or a player. He builds skyscrapers for a living, and he doesn't even own the club.

His name is Florentino Pérez, and he runs the biggest construction company in Spain, one of the largest anywhere. Real Madrid belongs to its fans, about 90,000 of them, who vote every few years on who runs the place. This Sunday they picked him again. It was the first time in twenty years that anyone even ran against him, and he'll be in charge until 2030.

His smartest move had nothing to do with football. When he took over in 2000, the club was buried under close to 300 million euros of debt. So he talked the city into letting developers build office towers on Real Madrid's old training ground. The land sold, four skyscrapers went up that still stand on the Madrid skyline, and the debt was gone almost overnight, with plenty left to start buying the best players alive. (Years later the EU looked into whether the city had overpaid on purpose to bail the club out. Nothing came of it.)

Then came the players fans still argue about, one global superstar nearly every summer: Figo, Zidane, Ronaldo, Beckham. Pérez never pretended it was only about football. When his marketing chief heard Manchester United would sell Beckham for about 35 million euros, he called Pérez yelling that it was a steal. United had priced a footballer. Madrid was buying a worldwide brand it figured was worth ten times more in shirts and sponsorship deals. Within a year of signing him, Madrid had passed United as the most profitable club on earth. Pérez wanted his club to run like Ferrari, a name so strong the money keeps coming whether you win on Saturday or not.

The new stadium is the same idea in concrete. He spent 1.3 billion euros rebuilding it over one thing that bugged him: a football ground hosts maybe 25 games a year and sits dark the other 340 days. His version barely sleeps. It hosts concerts and tours now, and last November it held an American football game. The pitch even slides underground so the place can be rented out without wrecking the grass. Running flat out, it's built to bring in close to a million euros a day.

He has still won plenty on the field, seven Champions League titles across his two spells, from Zidane's famous volley in 2002 to the trophies in 2022 and 2024. But the number that explains him best is simpler. Last year, with nothing big to show for it on the pitch, the club's value still climbed 41 percent. So this week 90,000 fans gave him four more years, and he still doesn't own a single share of the club he turned into the highest-earning team in world sport.

[Stifler @Samzen_]

@_Lawreezy what’s your reason for saying this? did he just say in his for statement after victory that we are going for a 16th? Isn’t he spending 150m and more for new players?

[Stifler @Samzen_]

I don’t know why any candidate would even try

[🐐 @Alusa__]

Of course, Don Perez was going to win the elections.
Hahaha.

He is Real Madrid.