Sandra Vena

Mahjong master, coffee connoisseur, gaming goliath, French... fry?

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@The_Texan_Goy @BethesdaSupport @Fallout @BethesdaStudios You don’t have to display them at your camp if you don’t want to. Not sure what feminist “BS” you’re talking about, but if you find this game too inclusive then you can go back to COD and/or just die mad about it. Hope that helps!

[Flying_Polls @Sportz_Poll]

@Xbox @Marvel Wait what 😂😂

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

The wheels of bureaucracy roll like an off-balance rusted tricycle with square wheels through a bog.

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

If you’re going to play DDR in a loin cloth, you have to put on underwear. I don’t care if it’s not historically accurate.

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@TransLink Train car 023 is seeking a lot on the tracks, felt like the car was going to derail!

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

I want a good delivery app where users can upload actual pictures of their food. None of this “stock photo of lies” bs

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@EstevanTuna Excellent news! Look forward to seeing you at the market!

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@LEVIS What the hell Levi’s? Men’s jeans don’t have this problem. #sexism

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@LilHelperTweets This says to retweet for an extra entry. Does it not also just enter you in the contest?

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

Do you think six and a half dozen shortbread will be enough for Christmas this year?

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

@punkrockgoth To be fair, she loves boobs and is cute. But yeah, it totally sucks.

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

SHE POOPED THE TUB!!

Unrelated: Anyone know a good bathroom renovation person?

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

I’m holding a baby who was all snuggles and smiles and now they’re all poop grunts and wiggles.

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

“Breastfeed babies don’t get constipated.”

Well, two days of grunting like a Super Sayan followed by blasting through 3 diapers in under 10 minutes determined that was a lie.

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

When laxatives expire, do they just become more potent or do they start having the opposite effect?

[Sandra Vena @Sanasrandomness]

You know it’s not good news when you unzip her sleeper and the shit is coming out the top of the diaper.

In the front.