Shayne Sanborn

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

Oh and FUCK the Astros

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@nickwhitmore1 I am not by any means saying rodgers is the answer or that he’s even Breyer than geno this season cuz we’ve all been surprised obviously. But where do you see our quarterback situation going at this point, do we try to draft one next year? Such a bizarre situation we’re in

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@nickwhitmore1 I beg to differ the white Sox pulled it off a few years ago in 1906

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@CoachYV Let’s raise hell and praise dale

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@CoachYV I can get behind that

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

I still can’t believe Kobe passed on what a shitty Fucking year for everyone. Too many good ones taken from us in 2020

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

𝐖𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@nickwhitmore1 i think my girlfriend is the remaining .05% of humanity that does

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

carnival ride operators are the backbone of this nation

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

Please stop saying Dk metcalf was shut down by Jalen Ramsey he burned him multiple snaps and didn’t even get a ball thrown to him till 50 seconds left in the 3rd quarter. I knew it was coming but that’s bullshit

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

My brother. Love you too g you better be cooking breakfast in a thong when I get home

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@Cam_Pritchow15 Lol thank you Nelson cruz for making a routine pop up go extra bases to keep them alive

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Holy shit. https://t.co/v9ikDzRUYn

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

I wish our defense existed

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

Hairless cats are like a ballsacks with eyes. Imagine coming home everyday and being greeted by a living scrotum

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@hannahblin Because sharing a pillow is flirting with actual insanity

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

Does anybody else’s significant other sleep with their head on a BODY pillow leaving you with 1/6 of a queen size bed or am I just in love with the spawn of satan?

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@TarikHagen Or they hand out shots and beers instead of candy

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

@5holecole Haha you already know😂

[Shayne Sanborn @Sanborn24]

People that piss all over the toilet seats in stalls are the scum of this earth, even blacked out I feel like it’s really fucking obnoxious to not be able to aim, also you already know they’re an insecure little bitch cuz they couldn’t stand at the urinals with the other men