Sandeep Saneja

A Mirror.
An Onion.
A Bird.
Mix Vegetable.
A what ?

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@MrBeast 11,11,111 pennies.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@MadhanMaverick For some reason, I am not able to. As soon as I click the message button on your profile, the message window appears for a second and then it refreshes back to your profile page only.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

Why have the option to choose the media picker app has been removed whenever one tries to upload a document on a website/app from android phone ? I'm stuck with this cloud media app (Google photos) that doesn't let me navigate through media properly. @GoogleIndia @googlephotos

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@zerodha Just like earlier option chain given by sensibull, every option contract (call and put side both) had a '+' sign in front of it, which was easier for adding multiple option contracts to watchlist with much more convenience. Please provide that button if you can.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@zerodha Please provide "add to watchlist" button in the option chain itself, just like earlier option chain used to have. It's easier to add multiple strike price options in watchlist. Otherwise we have to add it one by one, by opening each of the script option.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@zerodha @BeSensibull
Have you removed the sensibull option chain from kite ?

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@Flipkart @flipkartsupport
Have you stopped the usage of supercoins in grocery orders ?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world:

“Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical procedures, any medical procedure, perhaps things that humans can't even do because they're too difficult, and that will be available to anyone. People often talk about eliminating poverty and providing great medical care, but they never actually have a solution.

Money doesn't solve it, because there are only so many, there's a very limited number of great doctors and surgeons, they don't grow on trees. But now they all get built in factories.”

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@intradaytra001 Vix

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@piyush_trades Open flat and boring. Descends down.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@elonmusk @pikaso_me screenshot this

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@zerodha It is very difficult, almost impossible to modify the price of all SL orders in quick succession. So, there should be an option of modifying split orders in one go.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

Can you give an option to remove basket button in sticky pin window? @zerodha

Also, another feature which should be there is, if I want to Pin only 1 item in sticky pin window at top, I should be able to do so. If 2 items are already pinned, I should be able to remove one

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@zerodha Also, when there is position of more than freeze quantity, example more than 1800 quantity of nifty option, when an SL order is placed, it splits into separate orders of 1800 quantity each. (Part 1)

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@FinanceLancelot @grok remind me to check this post everyday at 10 AM for the whole next week.

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

@drmbct @RailwaySeva @drmbikaner

[Sandeep Saneja @SandeepSaneja]

1 out of 1 pkgs of PRR No. 2024165848 loaded from SGNR in Train No. 14701 on 11-10-2025 23:00. Expected arrival of this train at ST is on EX-01:52, 13 Oct 2025. This package is still not delivered @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva @AshwiniVaishnaw @NWRailways please see and resolve.