Sander Urdal

20% politikk 80% fotball. Den gode balansen.

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Ronaldo og Yamal begge MOTM i går? Hvem er det som deler ut disse prisene? Virker som at navn er viktigere enn opptreden.

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Patrick Berg klink motm. Må vel være en av de bedre eliteseriespillerne vi noen gang har sett.

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Og der har vi turneringens dårligste beslutning hittil.

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Messi er så geita

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

@ExVGSvea Kom frem til at Haaland hadde en bedre kamp enn Sørloth ja. Interessant

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Nå har altså begge alternativene for presidentvalget i Real Madrid gått ut å flørtet om nye signeringer. Namedropper spillere som har kontrakt med andre klubber. Blir så lei av den klubben.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Florentino Perez: "On Tuesday we will make an offer of more than 150 million euros for a player who plays in the Champions League. It will be the most expensive signing in the history of Real Madrid."

"The signing isn't Olise, nor Haaland. It will be another who plays from midfield upwards."

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Årets lag:

Raya

Timber
Saliba
Gabriel
Oreilly

Rice
Anderson
Bruno

Semenyo
Haaland
Cherki

Honorable mentions:
Bernardo, Gibbs white, Guehi, hall, szobo, Thiago, Wilson, Kroupi jr

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Arsenal til finalen. Velfortjent, men mest på grunn av hvor dårlige Atletico var. Hører også mye prat om at Gyokeres burde blitt motm. Hvis du tenker det så er ikke fotball for deg. Det var det jeg hadde å si om den snoozefesten i dag. Takk gud for Bayern Psg imorgen

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

🤣🤣

[Rimedi @r1medi]

Watching PSG on the transition and then I thought of this

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Kanskje tidenes match vi var vitne til.
Blir bra med 0-0 imorgen👍

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Verdens beste helt klart

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Welcome to Lamine's show

#laligahighlights

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All den rævslikkinga bare for å fyken av samme fyr. Må føles greit ydmykende

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Watch shameless sycophant Pam Bondi, who Trump just fired as AG, heap endless and ridiculous praise on Trump.

And he still fired her. Amazing. So, so humiliating.

Watch to the end!

You're welcome, from @zeteo_news 😉

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Imponerende det her

[george @StokeyyG2]

Vicario might be the funniest to ever do it.

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Spennende måte å evaluere hele den situasjonen på

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: José Luis Chilavert (Paraguayan football legend) attacks both Mbappe and Vinicius Jr:

"I stand in solidarity with Prestianni. Mbappé talks about values… But what can he talk about? He lives with a transvestite."

"That's NOT normal. It's not normal to live with a transvestite. That's what women are for."

"And why are they going to sanction Prestianni?! If they do, they're giving grounds for the gay community to be the example to follow. No�� That’s wrong."

"In football, men play… In the past, we called each other with every insult. Ever since they put in the microphones and videos, football has become ‘gay’."

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

😂😂😂

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😂 Trump: “I’m excited to announce that Norway has agreed to host an event bringing together the Board of Peace.

Oh, I thought when I saw this note — “I’m excited to announce that Norway” — I thought they were going to say that they’re giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh, this is less exciting. Oh. It says, “I’m excited to announce that Norway,” and I’m saying, “Oh great, I’m getting the Nobel Prize! Finally, finally they got it right.”

But I don’t care. I don’t care about the Nobel Prize. I care about saving lives, just so you understand”.

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Lisandro skadefri resten av sesongen så tror jeg på CL fotball neste sesong

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Nightmare blunt rotation

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🤳🏼 Cristiano Ronaldo’s selfie after visiting president Donald Trump at the White House.

@DavidSacks 📸

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Pur klasse fra Haaland det her🤌 hvorfor må en så likandes fyr spille for rivalen

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Erling Haaland: “At 1-1 he [Gianluca Mancini] started grabbing my buttocks, and I thought, ‘What are you doing?’ So I fired myself up a bit and said to him, ‘Thanks a lot for the motivation, let’s f*****g have it!’ Then I scored two goals, we win 4-1, so that’s great. Thanks to him…” [via @tv2sport]

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Greit flaut det her eller?

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

😂

[Sander Urdal @SanderUrdal]

Den goalen fra Nuno Mendes🥵 Her snakker vi altså om en venstreback… Helt ellevilt nivå han har hatt i år, får dessverre ikke overskriftene pga posisjon og liga, men han er definitivt en av de beste spillerne i verden.