#IfIWasThePresident
"I declare that it is a criminal offence to use private services for myself, my family and my dependents, including but not limited to: education, healthcare, housing and transport. I’m committed to public service therefore; I use the services I provide."
@MarkOfThaaBeast > Initiates a bait conversation to start an argument
> Victim realizes bait, shuts down argument with hostile response
> "Whoah, look at the way they reacted!?!?? There has to be something wrong with 'em."