Sandile Ndwandwe

LIVERPOOL🇿🇦⚽️

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

Till now blue litmus paper never do anything for me ooo..💔😒

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

When you're skipping all the hard questions but realize you've skipped the whole exam

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

If Jesus had been shot this would be the Christian symbol

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Before you tell me where I would go when I die you have to tell me where I was before I was born

[ESAU @Esau_Matsiko]

Enzo Maresca trying to fit in Pep Guardiola’s shoes

[BIG ZICO @zicoofficial79]

When a person knows your name and you don’t know theirs: 🌚

[engemma8 @engemma8]

Leave betting before it leaves you 😂

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You hate satan but you love who created Satan.

[Big Mike🦍 @Mikedeyforyou1]

Me when my talking stage tries to bill me without even cracking her yet

[Mimi Hearts💞 @MimiHearts1]

When you try to advise people who are in love 😂😂👐

[willinill! @willinilli024]

We pray against any unforeseen circumstances today 🙏

[Darker Skinn-⏰️- @IamBradleyCarl]

Still cant believe we gave Hull City it's first EPL goal in decades

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

One of the things I love about Twitter is that there is one person who is brave enough to tweet what we all think.

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

Me leaving immediately after the paper before the wise students start comparing answers. 😂

[BIG DIMEX😈 @BIGDIMEXbc]

Introvert when the elevator door close before anyone else steps in

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Fresher has fried the whole egg, people are extravagant 😭😭

[Kl@xon🦅 @lonelylonerk]

Me to that homie I saw scratching his butt

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

Your bank attendant planning on how to ask you to go back and come back 2 weeks later😹

[LØPS @lops_ug1]

"The money is already printed, you just have to get it"

~Pablo Escobar~

[Princess Diana ✨️♊️ @KyarisiimaDiana]

Horny thing is real 💀💀