Sanditon Snail

Your local Sanditon Snail, slithering along. #Sanditon

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I know I haven't tweeted in a while, but it takes me some time to compose my thoughts

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Oh shit, @SanditonCat follows me now. I'd better watch where I leave my slime trail.

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@SanditonAcres girl, that's what I'm talking about! #GettinMeSomeTonight

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I only got 3 followers because some people are too impatient to see the world at my pace.

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So @SanditonPhoto has been trying to get me to do a photoshoot FOREVER. #ModelMaterial #SnailRunway

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Can't wait to finish my biography, I think @SanditonPublish is gonna be blown away.

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I just feel like I'm overqualified for every job I try to get. Help a snail out, @SanditonCareers?

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I hope that @SanditonCouples can hook a lonely snail up.

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You know, @SanditonBeach I think we'd really get along if you could cool it on the whole salt thing.

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Woah @sanditoncactus you lookin good today, I might have to get up on that. #dayum

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Sneaking around @SanditonAcres, hope they don't use bait!

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Hey @SanditonBerries, I got my eye on you ;)

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So glad @SanditonDragon has scales, hasn't even noticed the last time I hitched a ride across town!!

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Mmmmm I'm glad @SanditonGarden doesn't use pesticides because THAT was a meal!! #SorryAboutTheFlowers